1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:04,791 --> 00:01:09,500 [Music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,666 Hello, Amanda. It's your agent, Susie Allen, on the line. 5 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:16,125 Listen, you got a call back for that gum pain commercial. 6 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,833 Anyway, they need to look at your tongue again. 7 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:22,625 Oh, by the way, I heard you did some type of beauty contest down in Jersey. 8 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:23,875 How did that go? 9 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:28,583 It went great. 10 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:48,291 [shower sounds] 11 00:01:48,291 --> 00:02:27,625 [door opens] 12 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:35,208 [Glass breaking] 13 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,833 Hello? 14 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:42,125 Hello? 15 00:02:42,125 --> 00:03:04,500 Hello? 16 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:09,083 [Scary Music] 17 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:16,583 [screams] 18 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:39,250 [screams] 19 00:03:39,250 --> 00:04:52,000 [music and projector sounds] 20 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,416 [police sirens] 21 00:04:56,416 --> 00:04:58,208 Yeah. 22 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:01,083 That's a fucking mess is what it is. 23 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,166 It's going to be a late night. 24 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:05,333 Another Saturday night, 25 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:08,250 and I got a body. 26 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,750 Yeah, 27 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,750 I know. See what happens. 28 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:15,791 Yeah. All right. Yeah, all right. I'll talk to you later. 29 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:17,291 Hey, buddy. 30 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:18,791 Hey nice of you to show up. 31 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:20,833 Oh, yeah. Gee, thanks. Yeah, I forgot I was on call. 32 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,000 I was supposed to take the wife to dinner. 33 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,083 You and the fucking wife. You got more stories and "Domestic Issues." 34 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:27,541 It's unbelievable. 35 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:29,083 What can I tell you? 36 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:30,333 Yeah. That's why I never got married. 37 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,791 Oh, is that why? 38 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:34,791 Oh, because I thought it was because you like dudes. 39 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:39,000 It's 2025, Phil. Gay marriage is legal. 40 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,500 Not in my America. 41 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,083 Okay, whatever. 42 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,958 So what do you think this was, partner? You think it was a robbery? 43 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:51,041 Nah, I don't think so, because she had a lot of jewelry, some diamonds, nice 44 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:55,250 watch, left right out in the office, right on the table. 45 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,750 Oh, yeah? 46 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,000 She's some kind of an actress or a model or some shit like that. 47 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,500 Huh. 48 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,541 So you guys went through the place or what? 49 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:10,875 Yeah, with a fine-tooth comb. 50 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:13,500 So let me ask you, 51 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:17,666 with all your years of experience and vast research, 52 00:06:17,666 --> 00:06:19,125 what do you think this was? 53 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,916 Well, it's definitely not a robbery. 54 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:25,333 And from the looks of the way she got cut up, this was up close and 55 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:26,833 personal. 56 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,333 You know what I think? 57 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,083 No, but I am sure you're going to tell me. 58 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:33,166 You're correct. 59 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:36,916 What I see is a pretty young girl, actress, model, killed alone in 60 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:39,250 her own apartment. 61 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:43,000 You know what this is. This is a full-fledged media frenzy. 62 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:48,583 And for the next two to three weeks, you and I, our lives are ruined. 63 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:53,583 Fuck me. 64 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:57,041 Once upon a time, lived a sad and lonely girl from. 65 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,416 Bushwick, Brooklyn. 66 00:06:59,416 --> 00:07:03,000 And just like every starving artist from New York City, where it is almost 67 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,458 impossible to find an affordable apartment, 68 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:11,208 she was trying to find true love from complete strangers. 69 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:14,291 And this is where our story begins. 70 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:17,416 Hello, and welcome all back to our venue. 71 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:21,458 It's been a very long one-hour afternoon, but it 72 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:25,250 has been full of fun, entertainment, and many a 73 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,750 skill. 74 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:31,125 We are broadcasting live from sunny New York in Yonkers. 75 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:34,958 Of course, we are broadcasting live to all those YouTube fans out there, so 76 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:37,291 y'all start tuning in. Ain't that right, Spike? 77 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,791 Oh, yeah. 78 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,541 Beautiful. Hey, Spike here. He's our technological guru, and 79 00:07:42,541 --> 00:07:46,500 he's got his Android by the jack. I myself, I don't know about you, but 80 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,416 I am excited to hear what the staggering numbers are. 81 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:54,583 I am so excited. I can't sit still in my seat. 82 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:58,166 Oh, my God. Spike, why don't you just hit us with it? How many people are watching? 83 00:07:58,166 --> 00:07:59,416 10. 84 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:01,583 10? 85 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:04,666 10. Just went to 11. 86 00:08:04,666 --> 00:08:07,166 There's hope. 87 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:09,041 Well, 88 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:12,916 what about the audience? What do they think about the spectacular 89 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:15,916 show our beautiful contestants have been putting on? 90 00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:19,750 Horny69 want the lady in the green dress to take her top 91 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,250 off. 92 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,750 No! 93 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:26,250 Absolutely not. This is Mrs. 94 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:31,083 Yonkers. This is a wholesome act. We are a class act. 95 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:35,083 Might I remind you, this venue only revolves around key elements 96 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:38,958 that make us wholesome. It's benevolent beauty, 97 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:42,916 perfect personality, cunning class, 98 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,416 and 99 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:46,666 super skill. 100 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:48,791 Well, everybody's watching Michelle. 101 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:52,583 Yeah. Well, like I said, skill. And Michelle, yes. 102 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:57,416 I agree, Spike. Michelle, she has... 103 00:08:57,416 --> 00:09:00,166 How do I put this? 104 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,833 She has what the French would call 105 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:08,500 a "je ne sais quoi." 106 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,083 That's right. But anyway, 107 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,541 with that ado, 108 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:17,541 Michelle, congratulations. Round of applause for Michelle Sakowski. 109 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:19,541 You are now 110 00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:24,166 the winner of the Mrs. Yonkers 2026 111 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:27,791 contest. 112 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:30,833 Are you guys serious? 113 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:34,333 I've warned you, Karen. You keep this up, and I'm going to continue 114 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:37,291 deducting points for your congeniality. 115 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,333 I already lost. 116 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,750 Well, it doesn't matter then, does it? 117 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,583 [clapping] 118 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:48,666 Thank you. Thank you for coming, all. 119 00:09:48,666 --> 00:09:51,875 Hey, how much you think I can get for this pink paint, this pink paint 120 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,291 brush at the flea market? 121 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:57,125 Well, is it pink, or is it used or new? 122 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,041 It's used, and it's pink. 123 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:02,541 If it's used, I can get you somebody to buy it for like 124 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:04,583 $3. I sold four of them last week. 125 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,083 $3? 126 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,250 Yeah. If it's new, $4. 127 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:14,416 [accordion music] 128 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:19,875 [suspense music] 129 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:28,666 [trampoline sounds] 130 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:33,083 Oh, you dirty little mascot, you. 131 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:37,791 Oh, that's it... 132 00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:43,583 [door closes] 133 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:48,416 Hey, honey. 134 00:10:48,416 --> 00:10:52,125 Oh, my God. What a day I had today. These stupid judges. 135 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:57,541 Oh. Something go wrong? What's got you all upset? 136 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,041 Really? 137 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:01,166 Ted, where the hell were you today? 138 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,708 I was here working, doing my work. 139 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,208 Working on what? 140 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:08,833 My job, honey. Come on, you know I got to pay the bills. 141 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,666 I don't understand. 142 00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:12,291 What happened today? 143 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,916 Really, Ted? Really? 144 00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:17,208 What? 145 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:20,291 Oh, God, the beauty pageant. I'm so sorry. 146 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:24,041 I'm so, so sorry, honey. Was there a problem? 147 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:26,291 Yes, there was a problem. 148 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:29,916 I won second place to some stupid 149 00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:33,916 whore. Yeah, you heard. Fucking whore. 150 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:37,208 Oh, I'm so sorry, honey. 151 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,958 I'm sure that there was some political reason for it. 152 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:44,625 You're obviously the most beautiful woman that God ever created. 153 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,625 Really, Ted? Ted, 154 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:51,166 if you really love me, you would have been there to support me. 155 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,125 I understand that, hon, but. 156 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,875 I mean 157 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:58,208 someone's got to earn a living. Your little hobby is pretty costly, 158 00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,708 so... 159 00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:02,875 What? Hobby? What the hell do you mean hobby? 160 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:05,375 This is not a hobby to me. It's my career. 161 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,708 Right. 162 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,208 Career. 163 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,708 But 164 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:13,250 it doesn't bring in much money. So 165 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:16,291 it's up to me to be the breadwinner and 166 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:19,583 supply your ambitions. 167 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:21,083 So, 168 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,625 Ted, 169 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,791 you're lucky that I'm married to you, 170 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:29,333 because if I wasn't married to you, I would've gave that judge a Paris Hilton 171 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,875 special. 172 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,958 Okay. 173 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:36,958 Well, dinner's ready, so you don't have to worry about that. All right? 174 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,291 Oh, good. What did you cook? 175 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,541 Chicken Alfredo. 176 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,916 Are you serious? 177 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:47,750 How many time I'm going to tell you, no carbs? 178 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,500 Are you trying to make me fat? 179 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,000 No, no, no. I. 180 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,833 Maybe that's why I won second place today. 181 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,125 No, it's not because of your fat. Listen. 182 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,708 What? What do you mean I'm fat? 183 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,166 No. No, you don't have any fat. I'm justPsaying, it's not because of thepfood, all 184 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,916 right? I'll scrape it off. 185 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,750 No, you know what? You freaking eat itPyourself. I'm going to have apcucumber. 186 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:47,500 [suspense music] 187 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:56,875 [Japanese language] 188 00:13:56,875 --> 00:14:15,166 [Japanese Language] 189 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,750 Ted, turn off the light, please. 190 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,583 You know, honey, I 191 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,375 want to apologize about earlier today. 192 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:25,291 I didn't mean to make you upset. 193 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,791 Ted, whatever. Please turn off the lights. 194 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,166 You smell nice. 195 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,833 What is it? 196 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:35,125 Ted, it's Vaseline on my face. Can you please turn off the light? 197 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,250 You know, that's the thing with these beauty contests, is you just keep 198 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,916 intimidating all the other contestants. 199 00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:41,416 You're just 200 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,916 so sexy. 201 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,666 Of course, I intimidate them. Of course, I'm sexy. 202 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,458 Look, turn off the light, please. 203 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:52,291 You should try and be a little nicer. You'd probably do better. 204 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,333 Catch more bees with honey, right? 205 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:58,791 Excuse me? What are you now, the beauty expert on pageant? 206 00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:00,166 Come on, turn off the lights. 207 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,041 It was just a suggestion. 208 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,916 Listen, let me tell you something, Ted. 209 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:10,291 If you would have pay attention to me every time I talk to you about this 210 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,250 ... 211 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,958 Okay. Okay. 212 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,875 Just to let you know, I'm taking the car into the shop tomorrow. 213 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:22,250 It's been making this clunking noise, like. 214 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,708 Ted, I don't care, man. Come on, turn off the light. 215 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:28,250 I need 9 to 12 hours of sleep to keep looking young, man. 216 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,750 Come on, turn off the damn light. 217 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,250 All right. All right. 218 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,125 Can we talk about this another time? Turn it off. 219 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,625 You know, I've 220 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,083 been hitting the gym lately. 221 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,458 I haven't noticed. 222 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,958 Well, 223 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,000 maybe you'd notice this. 224 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,666 Can't you tell I'm rock hard? 225 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:52,291 Ted, what the hell's your problem, man? Turn off the damn light. 226 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:54,625 Let me tell you something, Ted. All right? 227 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:58,125 I'm like a boxer, okay? There's no sex until I win that 228 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,458 belt. Now, turn off the light. 229 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:05,208 Well, can't I get a blowjob at least? I mean, that's just your mouth. 230 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,666 That's not sex. 231 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,166 No, Ted. What the hell is your problem? 232 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,666 You want to make my mouth like the Lincoln Tunnel? No. 233 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,791 No blowjob, no nothing. I can't get a wrinkle in my mouth. No. 234 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:24,375 Ted, turn off the light now. 235 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,833 Oh, no. Can't sleep this way. 236 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,583 I can't sleep this way. 237 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:35,916 I have to sleep straight this way. 238 00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:46,041 [scary music] 239 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:54,791 [footsteps] 240 00:16:54,791 --> 00:17:02,750 [light turns off] 241 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:13,458 [suspense music] 242 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:21,333 Holy Fuck! 243 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,333 [window smash] 244 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,958 [window smash] 245 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,166 [window smash] 246 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,291 [screams] 247 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:34,208 [glass smash] 248 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:39,875 [screams] 249 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:50,250 [stabs] 250 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:54,375 [fire crackle] 251 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:59,875 [suspense music] 252 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:18,458 [helicopter sounds] 253 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:22,083 All right. So we've got one girl in here. 254 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,708 This is starting to look like a serial killing. 255 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,291 You know how much I don't like to agree with you, but I. 256 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,791 Yeah, that's the truth 257 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,500 have to say, I think you're right. 258 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,708 This is going to be a problem. 259 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,208 Yep. Problem. 260 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,708 Speaking of problems. 261 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,208 Detectives, we need answers. 262 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,500 There's a serial killer on the loose. 263 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,000 What do you have to say? 264 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,041 Listen, we have no comment at this time. The investigation is just starting. 265 00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:44,708 I'll update you as soon as we have more information. Okay? 266 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,708 That's unacceptable. The American people deserve answers. 267 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,208 Listen. Again, we have no comment. We're just starting the investigation. 268 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,708 Can you get her out of here, please? 269 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,000 Sir, what do you have to say, Detective? 270 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,750 What do you have to say? 271 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,625 Come on, you know the rules. Just wait untilPlater until the press releasepcomes out. 272 00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:00,875 We need it by 11:00 o'clock tonight. We need answers, sir. 273 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,166 Listen, Donna. All right? 274 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:06,083 Consider me a famous politician, all right? 275 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,958 You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.PI'm going to need a little prpquo here. 276 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,458 Let's go. 277 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,958 What exactly are you talking about? 278 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,375 Oh, come on, Donna. You're an educated woman. 279 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:17,916 Didn't you go to Harvard or Yale or somePfancy school that teaches youpwhich one 280 00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,916 the salad fork is? 281 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,666 Princeton, asshole. 282 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:25,625 Yeah, okay. Same difference. What number was President Biden? 283 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,416 50th? 284 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,333 Okay, 46th Princeton. But anyway, I'll take the 50. 285 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,833 You throw me a Biden, and I'll be gossiping like a Catholic 286 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,583 schoolgirl high on communion wine. Let's go. 287 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,291 Company policy. We don't pay for information. 288 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:42,041 Oh, okay. Well, then you don't make the 11:00 o'clock news, you don't become a 289 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:45,291 star, and that network job, kiss it goodbye. 290 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:48,958 But, I heard Davenport, Iowa's looking for a new weather person. Huh? 291 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,541 That could be you. 292 00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:54,041 No one knows about this. 293 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:57,208 Oh, hang on. Let's pretend that Biden got elected three more times. 294 00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:01,208 Very good. 295 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,708 Okay, partner. 296 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,250 What are you doing? 297 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:05,833 What? Nothing. What am I doing? What? You find anything out? 298 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,083 Yeah, I got a name. 299 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,583 You got a name? 300 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,833 I got a name. 301 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,333 All right. What do you got? 302 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,791 The girl's name is Sikowski. 303 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,291 Sikowski? 304 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,791 Mm-hmm. 305 00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:18,666 As in Detective Tom Sikowski? 306 00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:21,041 Yeah. It's his daughter. 307 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,291 Oh, shit. 308 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,125 Yeah. This is a big fucking problem. 309 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,541 It's a whole another level, my friend. 310 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:30,000 That certainly is. 311 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,666 There's not going to be any vacations for a while, that's for sure. 312 00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:36,916 Oh, don't think so. 313 00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:43,125 [suspense music] 314 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,000 The only Miranda I know is my cousin. 315 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,541 [laughter] 316 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,833 What a loser. 317 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,541 Hey, Gary, how did eye surgery go? When are they removing the patch? 318 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:55,791 How you doing, Tom? 319 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:57,291 Oh, Gary. Good to see you. 320 00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:58,791 So. 321 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,291 Glad you could come. Glad to see you. 322 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,666 I wanted to stop by and offer you a cocktail. Have a drink with me? 323 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:05,916 Oh, I don't touch the stuff anymore. It's bad for me. 324 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,500 Tom, what are you worried about? Losing control? 325 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,291 This is a retirement party. Out of all nights, you just got to let loose. 326 00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:15,000 What are you going to do, sleep in tomorrow? 327 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,291 You remind me about losing control. I don't want to go through that anymore. 328 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,416 And besides, it upsets my stomach terribly. 329 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:20,916 Really? 330 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:22,416 Yeah. 331 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,583 Okay. I got a solution for you. 332 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,541 It's how I live every day. 333 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:32,916 That there is a seltzer highball. Drink up. No excuses. 334 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,625 That's a good boy scout there. 335 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,125 Drink that milk. 336 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:39,958 Ugh. When are you going to retire? 337 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:42,666 I've been behind a desk for eight years. I've been retired. 338 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:46,583 You know that they did that to you because you got caught on camera, in the 339 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:49,666 car, doing things you weren't supposed to do too many times. 340 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:52,833 So you're going to be on the desk-... for forever. 341 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:56,166 Yeah, well, it is what it is. Fucking New York City and the surveillance system. 342 00:21:56,166 --> 00:22:00,666 Back in the day, Tom, we'd be able to go to Times Square Saturday night 343 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:04,250 and have hookers give us blowjobs, and nobody cared. 344 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,708 Now, just no respect for the badge. 345 00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:10,583 Well, that's not exactly respect. Geez. 346 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,916 We sure can't get away with stuff like we used to anymore. 347 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:18,500 Well, that is for sure. Back in the day, you remember. 348 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,833 Phone book, some rope, lead pipe, we'd get confessions every day. 349 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,500 Well, I'll drink to that. I remember. 350 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,000 Good. 351 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,500 Yeah. 352 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,750 About time you started drinking again. 353 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,708 I'm going to miss you. 354 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:31,916 I'll miss you too, Gary. We had some great times together. 355 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,541 What are you going to do in retirement now? 356 00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:38,250 I can't live on my pension. I 357 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:42,166 can't do police work anymore. I'm going to have to get a second 358 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:46,208 job and a peanut job, like being a school bus driver 359 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:50,416 or guarding the bananas in a grocery store or 360 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:53,250 being a Walmart greeter or something like that. 361 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,750 Tom. 362 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:57,250 That's all we got. 363 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,500 I'm just depressed now. But I tell youPwhat, thanks for your servicepand I'm going 364 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,416 to see you when I see you, okay? 365 00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:03,625 Cheers, buddy. 366 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:09,041 Feel better. 367 00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:12,875 [phone rings] 368 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,333 Yeah? 369 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,333 Hi, Tom. It's Detective Harris. 370 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:19,583 Hey, what's up? You coming to the party? 371 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:22,916 No, I'm actually not. I'm not really calling about that, Tom. 372 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,500 I have some bad news. 373 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,541 What? 374 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:29,458 Your daughter was found murdered in her apartment. 375 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,000 What? Who? 376 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,583 Your daughter, Tom. 377 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,666 Was found what? 378 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,333 I'm really sorry. 379 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,583 No. 380 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,083 No. 381 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:41,583 It can't be. 382 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:45,166 It's true, Tom. I'm really sorry. 383 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:50,833 Okay. 384 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:57,166 [phone ringing] 385 00:23:57,166 --> 00:24:02,000 [pensive music] 386 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,041 [phone beep] 387 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,541 Hello? 388 00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:07,041 Karen. 389 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:11,791 Hello, it's Stan. Judge Stan, from the contest. 390 00:24:11,791 --> 00:24:14,208 Oh, yeah. I remember you. 391 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,125 Did you call to apologize to me? 392 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,625 No, not exactly. 393 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,125 [clears throat] 394 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:25,750 I'm afraid I have some horrible news. 395 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,708 Let me guess. I'm 396 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:32,458 banned from entering the contest because I threw up and stuff? 397 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,500 No. Wait, 398 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,791 what was that? What? 399 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:38,916 Nothing. Never mind. 400 00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,250 What is it? I'm busy right now. 401 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:43,791 Okay. Well, 402 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:46,875 it seems that Michelle Sikorsky 403 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:50,000 was murdered last night. 404 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,958 Oh, wow. That's really bad news. I'm sorry to hear that. 405 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:57,458 I'm sorry, who's that again? 406 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:01,208 Michelle. She was the winner of Mrs. Yonkers. Remember? 407 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,333 The contest? 408 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,750 Oh, right. 409 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:09,041 I remember her. 410 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,875 All right, so listen, let me see. 411 00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:16,291 Okay, I don't have a paper, a pen with me. 412 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:19,958 Anyway, when you have time, can you justPemail me the information, likpher address 413 00:25:19,958 --> 00:25:22,666 or something, or. 414 00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:26,708 I don't know, whatever it is, so I could send some flowers or 415 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:30,625 a basket of fruits or something? Because I'm very busy 416 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:36,583 right now. I'm doing yoga, so can you hurry up? 417 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,750 No. 418 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:42,166 Karen, I don't think you understand what I'm trying to tell 419 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,041 you. With 420 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:47,625 Michelle deceased now, and you being the runner-up, you are 421 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:51,416 now the new crown holder for Mrs. 422 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:55,291 Yonkers. Now, remember, you're going to have to absorb all of the 423 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,916 responsibilities to Mrs. Yonkers, okay? 424 00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:02,250 That means personal visits to all the live events in Bronx. 425 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:05,958 You're going to have to attend the ribbon cuttings all throughout tire shops, 426 00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:08,916 nail salons, and thrift stores in the borough. 427 00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:12,750 That means Yonkers, the Bronx, maybe seeping into the city as well. 428 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:16,458 There are going to be some several, whatPdo they say, walk and talpinterviews with 429 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:20,375 newspapers, cameras, paparazzi, and everything, all 430 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:23,833 throughout the borough. But we are going to organize 431 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:27,875 those around some of the most prestigious pawn shops, and I 432 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,916 know a few guys, if you know what I mean. 433 00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:34,416 Now, play your cards right, like I told you, and you do everything that we tell you 434 00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:38,500 to do, you get an open ticket to compete for. 435 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,250 Mrs. Manhattan. 436 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,750 How's that? 437 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,000 [jumping and running] 438 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,250 Hello? 439 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:52,833 Karen, you there? 440 00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:58,583 [vomitting sounds] 441 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:04,083 [turns on sink] 442 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:08,208 [gargles] 443 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:10,250 [spits out water] 444 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:14,583 [toilet flush] 445 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:18,500 [cheering] 446 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,791 Whoa, whoa. 447 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:22,541 What happened? 448 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,583 You wouldn't believe what happened. Mrs.PYonkers is dead. She gopmurdered, killed. 449 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,041 I don't know. I don't care. 450 00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:29,083 Okay. 451 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:31,166 Ted, you don't understand, do you? 452 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:34,166 Now that she's not here no more, that she, 453 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:37,458 it makes me the new Miss Yonkers. 454 00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:40,708 Oh. Hey, great. Good for you. You know, we should 455 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:44,333 celebrate by making love. 456 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,958 Oh, thank you. Oh, my God. 457 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,750 You're right. 458 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,333 Oh, my God. I can't stop smiling. This Botox is killing me. 459 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:53,291 Shall we? 460 00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:56,583 Ted, are you serious? You're trying to freaking damage my liver? 461 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:58,000 No. You're right. 462 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,500 Oh, my God. 463 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,583 We don't need alcohol to celebrate. Let's just get naked. 464 00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:04,750 No. 465 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:08,875 I can't stop smiling. I might bite your eggplant all. No. 466 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:10,333 Okay. 467 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,625 Not today. 468 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,125 Oh, my God. 469 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,583 How about a little kiss? 470 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:17,125 Ted, no. 471 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,083 You might give me acne, and I have to do interviews and stuff. 472 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:23,375 That hair you have on your face. Your mustache, your beard. Oh, my God. 473 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:26,541 Oh, God. 474 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:28,291 Listen, Ted. 475 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:32,458 There's no lovemaking until, you know now I 476 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,166 won Miss Yonkers, and then Miss Boston, and then Miss 477 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:39,875 Manhattan, but the most important one is. 478 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:43,916 Miss America. 479 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:47,083 How long is this all going to take? 480 00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:51,875 I don't know, sweetheart. According to my research and knowledge, 481 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:56,250 18 months to a year. Because I have to travel to 482 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,541 places like Puerto Rico, Santo Domingo, 483 00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:03,041 Mexico, do all these live appearance and 484 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:06,541 interview, and come on magazine and the 485 00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:10,583 newspaper and TV, and maybe soap 486 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,708 opera. Who knows? [Cat sounds] Oh, my God. 487 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:19,250 What the hell is this, Ted? Is this thing still alive? 488 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,875 Can you please get rid of this damn cat? 489 00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:25,041 No wonder all my dresses and outfits have hair everywhere. 490 00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:29,041 And oh, my God, do you know how much my dresses cost? 491 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:36,500 Please, Ted, get rid of it. 492 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,833 Well, at least you still love me, right, Lulu? 493 00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:44,916 [cat sounds] 494 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:50,041 [suspense music] 495 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:52,708 [office noise] 496 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:56,750 [eating sounds] 497 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,000 So, you said. 498 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,750 She's ugly, though. 499 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,541 I know, but you give her platform shoes, and she'll make her 500 00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:04,541 face go above the frame a little bit. 501 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,500 Why do you like her so much? 502 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,541 Have you seen her legs? 503 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,291 I don't think so. 504 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:11,791 No. 505 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:13,458 Hi, Stan. Hey, guys. 506 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,541 Hi. 507 00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:20,875 Hi, Karen. Hey, Karen. You remember Spike, don't you? 508 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:24,958 Yeah. Of course, I remember him. Hi, Stan. I mean, hi, Spike. 509 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:28,583 Yeah. Well, we promoted him to be a judge 510 00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:31,500 on the Mrs. Manhattan pageant. 511 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,041 Oh, hey Spike. I'm sorry, I didn't have my glasses on. 512 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:38,416 How are you? You look so handsome today. 513 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:40,083 Is that a new cologne you're wearing? 514 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:41,583 Yeah. 515 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,083 Smells so good. 516 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,333 Well, that's my new pimple cream that I use. 517 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,583 Well, anyway. 518 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:47,083 Where I put the. 519 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,583 This is our newest judge. 520 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:49,833 Hi, how are you? 521 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:51,583 I'm good. How are you? 522 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,708 Mrs. Janice Gladstone. Now, she's new in the New York area, 523 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,583 but she has had a great deal of success. 524 00:30:57,583 --> 00:31:01,208 And as a beauty judge, she's also judged for Mrs. 525 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:02,833 South Dakota. 526 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:04,958 Oh, wow. 527 00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:07,708 [taps desk] 528 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:09,875 Now, you do understand that with this position, you're going to have a great deal 529 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,041 of responsibilities, right? 530 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,583 Yeah, of course. And I'm willing to do my best to make you all proud of 531 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,333 me. You'll see. 532 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,166 Good, because as Mrs. Bronx, you're going to be having to do a lot of new things, 533 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,666 Karen. 534 00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:23,375 Wait, I thought this is Mrs. Yonkers? 535 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,250 Oh, 536 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,250 right. Same difference anyways, I'm from South Dakota. 537 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:32,708 Anyways, I'm going to need you to advocate for charities, Karen. Okay? 538 00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:34,958 We're going to have to have you work with the homeless as well. 539 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:38,708 Wait, I don't really have to work in a soup kitchen, right? 540 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,458 With the homeless people? They smell really bad, and most of them are 541 00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:43,875 crazy. 542 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,375 [clears throat] 543 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,458 You know, Karen, 544 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:49,041 [glasses on table] 545 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,375 If you play your cards right, 546 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:54,500 and you do everything that we tell you to do, you 547 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,500 can be the next Mrs. New York. 548 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,750 [cheers] 549 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,250 Okay. 550 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:03,000 Okay. 551 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,625 Relax. I'm going to have you work on some new routines, okay, Karen? 552 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,583 Listen, I believe in you, and we really want this for you. 553 00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:11,875 We've got to get rid of those 554 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:15,708 stale routines. Out with the old, in with the new, okay? 555 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:19,833 I mean, I'm 25 years old. I mean, I'm not that old. 556 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,125 Yeah, I could do it. 557 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:23,625 Good. 558 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:25,375 I bet you we find out how old she is, we cut the limbs off and 559 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,833 count the rings. 560 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,333 Excuse me, what was that? 561 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,583 Let's go. 562 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:35,916 Come on. 563 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:42,666 Hmm. 564 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:51,666 [slams notepad down] 565 00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:56,666 Well, I guess Michelle made Stan gay. 566 00:32:56,666 --> 00:33:04,333 [police sirens] 567 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:07,083 Anybody check down that way? 568 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,833 I don't know if they did or not. Probably not, because I know we've been handling 569 00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:10,083 this side of the street, so. 570 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:13,500 Yeah. 571 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:17,958 [marching] 572 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,458 All right. 573 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,708 We'll get it done. 574 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,208 We'll get it done. 575 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,458 It's just going to be cold. 576 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,958 [laughing] 577 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:27,708 We're going to be rolling cold. 578 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:28,708 That's all right. As we get closer, the temperature turns up, okay? 579 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:30,208 That's true. 580 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,541 [helicopter sounds] 581 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:33,583 And he's not putting up hands. He's looking right, is anyone. 582 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,333 No. 583 00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,708 Because we got that one, and we got that one. 584 00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:38,666 We're going to find this mother fucker. 585 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:41,291 [marching] 586 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:45,291 [sirens] 587 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,791 I know. 588 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,083 We'll figure it out. We always do. 589 00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:49,875 We always do. Hey, you know what? 590 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,416 What? 591 00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:52,625 I'm going with that. We always do. 592 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,166 We always got it. 593 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,666 There's my partner. 594 00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:56,916 That's right, baby. 595 00:33:56,916 --> 00:33:58,625 [helicopter sounds] 596 00:33:58,625 --> 00:33:59,666 Just try to keep the press out of our faces, that's all. 597 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,666 Tell me about it. 598 00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:05,583 [marching] 599 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:09,291 I'm starving. And it's fucking freezing out here. 600 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:10,791 I know. We got to be. 601 00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:12,166 Your wife must be real happy. 602 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:14,083 Oh, she's ecstatic about it. Oh, yeah. 603 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,583 She loves the fact that. 604 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:17,083 Yeah. 605 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,333 I couldn't get a dinner, and I couldn't do this, and I'm over 606 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,583 here. 607 00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,083 Yep. 608 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,583 Yeah, I know. 609 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,833 Hey, do you hear that? 610 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,333 That's the sound. 611 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,583 What's that, my wife leaving me? 612 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,083 No. 613 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,583 Yes, I hear that. 614 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:32,083 That's the sound of silence, because I don't have one. 615 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,333 Yeah. How's your boyfriend doing, anyway? 616 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,583 Yeah. My ass is exit only, I told you. 617 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:36,083 [laughter] 618 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:40,458 [sirens] 619 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:43,500 [skid and car crash] 620 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:52,208 [marching] 621 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,708 Yeah. 622 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:57,041 Hey, Tom, it's Detective Harris. How you doing, buddy? 623 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:59,083 What's up? You got anything yet? 624 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:02,833 Unfortunately, no. But listen, we've been kicking down doors from all over 625 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:05,333 town, from here to Albany. 626 00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:09,291 Some of the doors are still unlocked, so just keep your head up. 627 00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:11,666 All right? 628 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,125 We'll catch this guy. Don't worry about it. 629 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:14,625 Well, 630 00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:15,958 stick with it. 631 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:18,875 I trust you. Keep me informed. 632 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:22,375 Yeah, okay. Will do. 633 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:28,166 Fuck. 634 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:32,666 [loud upbeat music] 635 00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:50,666 [gym sounds] 636 00:35:50,666 --> 00:36:25,625 [Music playing] 637 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:29,083 Why don't you just take a picture? It'll last longer. 638 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:33,541 I would, but I ran out of film. 639 00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:37,791 Yeah, I think I'll just stay a little bit longer. 640 00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:41,541 I'm not in the mood to talk right now. 641 00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:45,291 Maybe if I get your number, we can talk later. 642 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:49,791 Can you just get the hint? I'm not interested. Please. Shoo... 643 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:57,041 Okay. Geez, I'll just work out over here. 644 00:36:57,041 --> 00:37:03,208 [agressive workout music] 645 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:19,583 [gym foley] 646 00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:24,666 [punching] 647 00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,458 Good. 648 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,708 Good. 649 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,208 How you feeling today? 650 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:31,041 I'm okay. 651 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:34,791 You sure? You seem real fixated on Barbie over there. What's going on? 652 00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:37,666 Me, obsessed with her? No way. 653 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,541 All right, man. Come on, pay attention. 654 00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:41,500 Need to get rid of all this flab you got going on there. 655 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,000 Excuse me? 656 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,875 Yeah, right there. All that anger, put that into this workout. Let's go. 657 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:47,833 Yeah. 658 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:51,958 So what do you know about this so-called Barbie whore? 659 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:55,541 Is she some kind of an actress or something? 660 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,333 I don't know, man. I haven't spoken to her like that. 661 00:37:57,333 --> 00:38:00,458 I think she's into beauty contests or something like that. 662 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:01,708 What? 663 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:06,000 Oh, what a workout. 664 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,291 Yeah, what a workout. That's a good workout. Come on. 665 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:11,583 Come on. 666 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:13,791 Uh-huh. 667 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,875 I'm over here. Come on. 668 00:38:15,875 --> 00:38:18,041 [punching] 669 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:22,375 Damn. Come on, man. 670 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,875 Fuck. 671 00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:25,625 My bad. I quit. 672 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:29,458 [subway sounds] 673 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:35,500 [suspense music] 674 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:43,666 [bags rustling] 675 00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:44,875 Hey, hon. 676 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,416 I'm working. 677 00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:47,875 Whatever. 678 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,708 What happened to all the food? 679 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:52,250 I threw it out. 680 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:55,958 Threw it out? I just went to the grocery store yesterday. 681 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:59,583 That's not my problem, Ted. I already told you I'm in full competition. 682 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:02,625 I had to lose some pounds to beat that stupid whore Barbie. 683 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:06,625 Who the hell is Barbie? You know what? I don't care. 684 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:09,791 You know, there's more than just you living in this apartment, and I live off of 685 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,375 food like a normal person. 686 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:14,708 Ted, I can't have unhealthy food. I get tempted. 687 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:18,000 You know me, I get tempted. You bought too much junk. 688 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,750 I don't buy junk food. You're talking about grapes and peaches and pears? 689 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:25,791 Ted, that is sugar. Sugar! 690 00:39:25,791 --> 00:39:29,208 Okay. What about rice, potatoes, broccoli? 691 00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:34,250 My God, Ted, that is carbs. Carbs! 692 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,916 What is wrong with you? 693 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,750 Broccoli, Karen. Don't you think you're going a little crazy with this? 694 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:42,083 You threw away my beer. You don't even drink. 695 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:44,208 I know, sweetheart. I was thinking about you. 696 00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:46,916 Oh, yeah? I think I'm the last person you're thinking about these days. 697 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,791 Oh, my God. Ted, can you just get out of the kitchen? 698 00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:51,625 You're distracting me. 699 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:55,416 Okay, hon, please tell me, in this beauty queen lifestyle, 700 00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:58,083 what exactly is a healthy diet? Hmm? 701 00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,583 I'll show you. 702 00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:04,375 You see this right here? This is water, okay? 703 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:07,125 This is something you should be drinking. Okay? 704 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:09,750 And 705 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,000 you see this right here? 706 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,833 This is a cucumber. Okay? It's made 707 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:19,625 out of, I think, 96% of water, high mineral, 708 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:23,083 vitamin. It's healthy for the skin, for the body. Anyway. 709 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,541 I get it. 710 00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:31,166 All right. You get it, okay? Now, excuse me. Do you mind? 711 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,750 What the fuck? 712 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,666 No cursing, Ted. 713 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:38,083 Yes, dear. 714 00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:42,958 Bitch. 715 00:40:42,958 --> 00:41:14,333 [scary music] 716 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:19,750 [sighs] 717 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,000 Hey, what can I get for you? 718 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,500 Nothing. 719 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,750 Bathrooms are for paying customers only, lady. 720 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,250 Excuse me. 721 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,750 What? 722 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,000 Fine. Get me a White Claw. 723 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Okay. 724 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,541 Of course my phone's dead. 725 00:41:36,541 --> 00:41:39,625 God. 726 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:41,458 There you go. It's going to be eight bucks. 727 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,958 $8 for a White Claw? 728 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,291 And that doesn't include my tip. 729 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:45,791 Can I borrow your phone? My phone's dead. 730 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:47,291 You want to use our phone now? 731 00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:50,041 Yes, I need your phone. It's an emergency. I have a stalker. 732 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,458 I think it's the guy that's killing the beauty pageant girls, and I think he's 733 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:54,250 outside. 734 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,750 What are you, 735 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,250 a beauty pageant person? 736 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,500 Why did you have to say it like that? 737 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,958 Nothing. 738 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:03,083 I don't see any stalker. 739 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:04,958 You didn't even hardly look. I'm out of here. 740 00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:06,583 Hey, I'm calling the police. 741 00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:09,166 Call them. They're not going to show up anyway. 742 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:11,666 [scary music] 743 00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:16,666 [car racing] 744 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:24,583 [car racing] 745 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:28,500 [car racing] 746 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:34,166 [fast chase music] 747 00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:41,666 [car racing] 748 00:42:41,666 --> 00:42:45,458 [panting] 749 00:42:45,458 --> 00:42:46,708 [car racing] 750 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:50,416 [car hit] 751 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:54,208 [car skids and crashes] 752 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:56,333 Oh, it's bad. 753 00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:59,166 [grunting] 754 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:01,875 [grunting] 755 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,375 Take me to a hospital. 756 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:06,125 [grunting] 757 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,666 I think I broke my neck. 758 00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:10,166 [grunting] 759 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:11,416 Don't just stand there, do something. 760 00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:14,083 Stalker piece of shit, I hope you fucking die. 761 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,000 [grunting] 762 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,000 [punch] 763 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:35,458 [creepy music] 764 00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:37,708 [thud] 765 00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:40,375 That's a big book for a little man. 766 00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:42,666 Oh, yeah? 767 00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:45,708 We'll see who's little when we're done here, okay? 768 00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:49,416 Yeah, I want my lawyer. You don't look like him. He's Black. 769 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,291 Yeah. 770 00:43:51,291 --> 00:43:53,750 I think you want to talk to me instead. Hmm? 771 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,916 No. I don't speak dumb f♪ k. 772 00:43:55,916 --> 00:44:00,791 You don't speak dumb fuck. Who are you? Who are you? 773 00:44:00,791 --> 00:44:03,541 Is that you, Ted Mangione? 774 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:05,666 It's me. I look hot. 775 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:08,416 You look hot? Any relation to Luigi? 776 00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:09,666 No. 777 00:44:09,666 --> 00:44:11,125 Mario, though. 778 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:12,666 Yeah, Mario. 779 00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:13,875 [laughing] 780 00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:15,375 I should've known. 781 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:16,916 You like that one, huh? 782 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:19,833 I do. That is good. You're quick on your feet. 783 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:21,750 I'm going to ignore that. 784 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:24,333 How are you on your back, huh? 785 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,708 [laughing] 786 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:28,708 You are full of jokes. 787 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,041 Yeah. You think those are funny, huh? 788 00:44:31,041 --> 00:44:33,250 I'm glad you think it's funny, Ted. 789 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,750 I want my lawyer. 790 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,083 Yeah, I want to be Miss America. 791 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:37,583 What? 792 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:39,083 What? 793 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:42,416 Understand me. We are going to put you and your wife in 794 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:46,625 jail for the rest of your miserable lives. 795 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,125 No, You got that? 796 00:44:48,125 --> 00:44:49,375 No. 797 00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:50,875 Yeah. 798 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,375 Both of you, gone. 799 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:53,625 She had nothing to do with this. 800 00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:55,125 Really? 801 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,625 Yeah. 802 00:44:56,625 --> 00:44:58,125 Oh, so what you're saying is you killed those beauty 803 00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:02,458 contestants so she could win? Yes? 804 00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:04,333 All right. 805 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:07,041 Don't touch her. She's a sweet, beautiful, innocent soul. 806 00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:10,666 Oh, I'm sure she is. And you would sign a confession to that, hmm? 807 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,166 You would? 808 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,666 Yeah. I'll admit anything you want. 809 00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:16,750 I'll admit to the JFK assassination or. 810 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:19,416 UFOs or whatever. 811 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:21,291 All right. Let's not get out of hand, okay? One thing at a time with you. 812 00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:24,041 But that sounds good. You know what? 813 00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:26,083 Why don't you call your lawyer, and we'll go ahead and work those details out. 814 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,833 Fine. 815 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,083 I've just got one question for you. 816 00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:35,291 What kind of fucked up human being do you have to be 817 00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:37,750 to kill innocent women 818 00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:43,625 so your wife could win a contest? 819 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:46,375 A man in love. 820 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,625 [scoffs] 821 00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:49,625 Yeah. 822 00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,666 Okay. 823 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:55,833 [suspense music] 824 00:45:55,833 --> 00:46:00,708 Mm-hmm. 825 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:09,083 [suspense music] 826 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,208 [phone rings] 827 00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:24,708 [phone rings] 828 00:46:24,708 --> 00:46:28,333 What now? Who the hell is this? I'm not wearing my glasses. 829 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,583 [phone beep] 830 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:32,333 Hello? 831 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,291 Hello. You are receiving a collect call from Ted Mangione, an inmate at the Bacchus. 832 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,000 Jailhouse. Do you accept the charges? 833 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,541 Yes, please. 834 00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:40,541 Hey, baby. 835 00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:42,708 I made a huge mistake. 836 00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:44,708 Ted, what did you do? 837 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,916 I did it all for you. 838 00:46:46,916 --> 00:46:49,916 Please, don't be mad at me. 839 00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:53,416 Ted, what did you do? 840 00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:57,958 I just got so crazy and wrapped up in those damn beauty contests. 841 00:46:57,958 --> 00:47:00,500 I don't know what to do. I 842 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,750 Ted, 843 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:04,833 what did you do? 844 00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,833 You don't understand. I'm 845 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:10,500 a man with desires, and I 846 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,958 needed you. I needed your loving body, and I just 847 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:16,250 had to do something. 848 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:19,833 Don't you realize this is all because I. 849 00:47:19,833 --> 00:47:23,791 Breaking news. The police have caught Ted Mangione, who is suspected 850 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:27,333 of killing several beauty queen contestants in the area. 851 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,791 Ted Mangione was arrested at 11:00 p.m. 852 00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:32,208 last night after one of his intended victims. 853 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:33,708 Called the police. 854 00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:35,208 Why, Ted, why? 855 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:38,958 Mangione has not pleaded, and his arraignment is on Tuesday. 856 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:45,375 [suspense music] 857 00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:47,458 [cameras clicking] 858 00:47:47,458 --> 00:47:51,916 Oh my God. What do you people want? Leave me alone. 859 00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,541 Geez. What the heck? 860 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,500 Oh, goodness. What do you 861 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,083 want? 862 00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:03,500 [cameras clicking] 863 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,208 [cameras clicking] 864 00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:09,083 Guys, please, stop. Stop following me. 865 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:13,875 Stop harassing me. Give me some space, please. 866 00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:16,000 [cameras clicking] 867 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,708 Oh my God. Guys, what the hell is this? 868 00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:22,625 Seriously, stop following me around. Stop harassing me. 869 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:25,375 Seriously, give me some space. 870 00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:27,541 Seriously, stop following me. 871 00:48:27,541 --> 00:48:30,125 [action music] 872 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:33,666 [photographers yelling] 873 00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:36,750 [cameras clicking] 874 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:41,083 [photographers yelling] 875 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:44,000 [cameras clicking] 876 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:49,583 [photographers yelling] 877 00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:54,750 [cameras clicking] 878 00:48:54,750 --> 00:49:01,541 [photographers yelling] 879 00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:05,250 Can you guys get away from me and stop bothering me? 880 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:09,000 Seriously, get away from me. Stop bothering. You, you, you, get away from me. 881 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,875 What the hell is wrong with you guys, man? Stop following me. 882 00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:13,708 Why are you guys stalking me? 883 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,208 [cameras clicking] 884 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:16,708 Well, 885 00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:17,958 get away from me. 886 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,958 [cameras clicking] 887 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,666 Oh, 888 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:24,291 one second. 889 00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:28,500 [cameras clicking] 890 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:35,000 [cameras clicking] 891 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,541 Louis Vuitton. 892 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:41,041 It's a real fur. 10 grand it 893 00:49:41,041 --> 00:49:43,125 cost. 894 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:49,916 [cameras clicking] 895 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:53,666 And just like that, our little lonely Bushwick girl has become 896 00:49:53,666 --> 00:49:56,291 a star, 897 00:49:56,291 --> 00:50:00,208 finding everything she always wanted. 898 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:03,875 Finally, to be truly loved by complete strangers 899 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:07,250 who never even met her. 900 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:10,500 She could create her own vision of a reality of who she wants to 901 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:20,625 be. 902 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:27,875 [pensive music] 903 00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:29,500 Honey. 904 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,750 Ted. 905 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:34,541 It's nice to see you. 906 00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:36,541 How are you, sweetheart? 907 00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:39,916 I'm so surprised you killed those girls. 908 00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:42,333 But I must admit, 909 00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:45,000 I was upset and mad at first, but 910 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,250 after that, it just turned me on. 911 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,750 Really? 912 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:53,625 Yeah, it's like I just can't believe you did that for me. 913 00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:57,250 Ted, you know I will have won anyway. 914 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,750 Sure. 915 00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:01,916 It just made me 916 00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:05,208 insane. The whole competition, and 917 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:08,541 it made me crazier than even you. 918 00:51:08,541 --> 00:51:12,791 Oh, excuse me? I don't think so. I'm not crazy. 919 00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:15,375 You're the one who's behind bars. 920 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:17,416 Right. 921 00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:21,291 So, have you seen any big movie star here? 922 00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:23,791 You know 923 00:51:23,791 --> 00:51:26,000 I heard that Luigi Mangione is here. Did he say anything about me? 924 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,583 Why would he say something about you? 925 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,375 Oh, right. 926 00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:32,875 So, I don't know if you heard, but I have a couple interviews 927 00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:35,041 next week. 928 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:39,458 I'm going to go as Miss Manhattan. 929 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:41,916 Wait, you're still going through with that? 930 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:44,583 Yeah, of course. We talked about this. 931 00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:47,625 I worked really hard to get there, 932 00:51:47,625 --> 00:51:51,125 with all this diet that I'm doing, all these Botox in my face and... 933 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,625 Well, you know that. 934 00:51:52,625 --> 00:51:55,125 I guess. 935 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:56,875 Plus sweetheart, I know that you're going to be seeing me from prison, 936 00:51:56,875 --> 00:52:00,583 and watch me on the TV and 937 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,333 stuff. 938 00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,333 Yeah, we don't get internet here, so I doubt it. 939 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,958 Oh, really? 940 00:52:05,958 --> 00:52:08,125 Oh, so you're going to miss out on that. 941 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,916 Anyway, Ted, 942 00:52:10,916 --> 00:52:12,625 you know I love you, baby, right? 943 00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,125 You do? 944 00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:15,916 Yeah, of course. That's why I married you, silly. 945 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:19,916 Well, since we're married, we 946 00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:23,583 could probably have a little conjugal 947 00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,083 visit? 948 00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:26,625 [giggles] 949 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:30,083 Not so fast. Now, remember what I told you. 950 00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:33,750 Not until I win Miss America. 951 00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,375 Sweetheart, 952 00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:38,416 come here, you. 953 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:42,125 Don't get upset. We can do this all the way. We're home. 954 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:45,666 We talked about this. When I win Miss America, then we could do all the 955 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:49,500 crazy stuff, but not yet, because after Miss. 956 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,708 America, then I have to travel. 957 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:54,541 You're not winning. 958 00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:55,791 What? 959 00:52:55,791 --> 00:52:57,291 You 960 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:59,666 will never 961 00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:02,750 win Miss America. 962 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:07,000 Wait, what are you talking about? Why are you being so mean? 963 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,708 I didn't kill those bitches 964 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,416 so that you would win. 965 00:53:11,416 --> 00:53:12,916 [laughing] 966 00:53:12,916 --> 00:53:15,083 You're never going to win. 967 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:17,333 What are you talking about? 968 00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:18,583 I killed them. 969 00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,333 How could you? 970 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,875 Listen. All right? Just shut up for once. 971 00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:25,833 I killed those women so that it would scare you off. 972 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:29,541 So that finally, you'd come home with your tail between your legs so I 973 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:33,291 could get my tail back between your legs. 974 00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:35,125 Dear, 975 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:38,583 the fact of the matter is, is that you are a 976 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,500 cunt. 977 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:44,333 You are a stone cold, ugly-hearted, 978 00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:48,750 soulless bitch of a cunt. And the absolute 979 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:52,375 only thing you will ever win, unless a beauty contest in a 980 00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:56,083 morgue with the rotting corpses, is queen 981 00:53:56,083 --> 00:54:00,250 bitch of all the queen bitches. 982 00:54:00,250 --> 00:54:01,750 That's you. 983 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:07,666 You know what, Ted? Fuck you, and don't drop the soap. 984 00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:10,333 I don't have to. 985 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:13,625 [grunting] 986 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:18,458 [pensive music] 987 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:21,208 [crowd sounds] 988 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:22,416 I need a pair of Nines because I realized when I was packing today, I don't own 989 00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:23,916 any. 990 00:54:23,916 --> 00:54:25,416 You can't leave that on. 991 00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:27,250 Because I got rid of all of them. 992 00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,500 "5'2" with platform shoes and everything. 993 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,833 You just likes short girls. 994 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:35,125 Hey, guys. How are you? 995 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:36,625 Hey, Karen. 996 00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:37,875 What the hell are you doing here? 997 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,208 Oh. Well, hi to you, Spike. 998 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:41,666 Hi. 999 00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,958 How are you? 1000 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:44,458 Oh, yeah. 1001 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:45,958 So, guys, you must be extremely busy 1002 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:50,541 with all the press outside, huh? Thanks to me. 1003 00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:53,291 Oh. 1004 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:55,750 Here's some new headshots that I took. 1005 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:58,333 What, this? No, this is ridiculous. 1006 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,666 This look like the AI shit. 1007 00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:02,166 Um. 1008 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,541 I feel like I'm in a Lifetime movie. 1009 00:55:04,541 --> 00:55:07,333 Look at this shit. 1010 00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:11,291 Well, anyway, so like I was saying, I was thinking that since the press 1011 00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:14,208 are all outside, they want to interview me, take pictures of me. 1012 00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:17,916 I was thinking that I come in, right, and I do like this, like tap dance like this. 1013 00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:20,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Karen. Karen. 1014 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,791 You're not in the contest anymore. 1015 00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:27,666 What are you talking about? What do you mean? 1016 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:29,208 What? 1017 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,666 You didn't fucking tell her. 1018 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:31,916 [glasses on table] 1019 00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:33,541 I meant to call her. Okay? 1020 00:55:33,541 --> 00:55:36,041 You chick end out. 1021 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,375 My telephone wire was all eaten up, the fucking rabbit in the back. 1022 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:40,416 You know how the cat gets with the. 1023 00:55:40,416 --> 00:55:41,666 What's going on here? 1024 00:55:41,666 --> 00:55:44,625 [clears throat] 1025 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,875 Listen, I'm not leaving this contest, okay? 1026 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:50,291 I'm going to stay in it. Okay? 1027 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:53,041 Karen, your husband killed the contestants. 1028 00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:54,625 Not all of them. 1029 00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:56,125 Karen. 1030 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:57,625 Oh my God. 1031 00:55:57,625 --> 00:55:59,291 What the fuck? Really? 1032 00:55:59,291 --> 00:56:02,541 Listen, guys. I'm not leaving. I'm staying here, okay? 1033 00:56:02,541 --> 00:56:05,083 And I'm going to be the next Miss Manhattan. You hear me? 1034 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:07,375 Oh, shit, you can forget about that. 1035 00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:11,041 We don't care if your husband killed every contestant from here to 1036 00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:13,291 Florida. You will never be Miss Manhattan. 1037 00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:14,541 That's right. 1038 00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:16,041 Oh, really? 1039 00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:18,833 Oh, really. 1040 00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:19,416 Well, I guess you guys will be hearingPfrom my lawyer. I paid goodpmoney for this. 1041 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:20,916 $20 for this. 1042 00:56:20,916 --> 00:56:24,666 Oh, no. You know what? You can have your $20, big spender. 1043 00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:26,166 She lost her mind, man. 1044 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:28,041 Hey, Spike. You got a 20 I can borrow? 1045 00:56:28,041 --> 00:56:31,625 20... Man, shit, a 20? You still owe me $12.50. 1046 00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:33,125 Now you talking about some. 1047 00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,916 Wait, 50 cent. You're charging me interest now? 1048 00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:36,583 50 cent was added to that $20. 1049 00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:37,833 Ah, Jesus. 1050 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:39,541 What are you talking about? 1051 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:42,958 Janice, please tell me you have some money on you. 1052 00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:44,541 I'll write you a check, Karen. 1053 00:56:44,541 --> 00:56:47,291 Just go. 1054 00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:50,083 No, I don't want no check. I am staying in this contest, and that's 1055 00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:54,250 it, okay? Or I will sue you, you, and especially 1056 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:55,583 you. Okay? 1057 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:57,083 I'm staying. 1058 00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,833 Yeah. 1059 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,125 How are you going to do that? You don't have the balls to do it. 1060 00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:02,625 Oh, really? 1061 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:04,125 That's right. 1062 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,125 Okay. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. Okay? 1063 00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:07,625 Bye. 1064 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:09,750 You're crazy. She's crazy. 1065 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,541 Yeah, really crazy, yeah. 1066 00:57:11,541 --> 00:57:14,958 I told you, it's that time of the month everywhere. Oh, Jesus Christ. 1067 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:16,625 What are we going to do about the electric bill? 1068 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:18,125 Huh, you see. 1069 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:19,625 Huh? 1070 00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:20,875 You see those pictures? 1071 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,375 Yeah. 1072 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:27,791 [pensive music] 1073 00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:47,916 [Men yelling] 1074 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:50,416 Well 1075 00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:58,916 howdy, Fish. 1076 00:57:58,916 --> 00:58:01,791 Are you talking to me? 1077 00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:05,791 Well, now, who else would I be talking to 1078 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:07,416 if it wasn't you, 1079 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:11,458 Fish? 1080 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:12,958 Howdy. 1081 00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:17,750 [clears throat] 1082 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,541 Hey, Fish. 1083 00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:21,875 You a snitch? 1084 00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:27,458 Me? No, no, no, no. I'm not even in the mafia. 1085 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,208 Hmm. 1086 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:33,250 You a Chomo, Fish? You a Chomo? 1087 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,125 What is that, of a K-pop band? 1088 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:38,333 That's what we call child molesters around here. You a Chomo? 1089 00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:42,000 No, no, no, no. Not at all. No way. No way. I like women. 1090 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,541 Grown women. Big-breasted beauty queen women, 1091 00:58:45,541 --> 00:58:47,041 okay? 1092 00:58:47,041 --> 00:58:48,541 I like women. 1093 00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:49,791 Hey, calm down. 1094 00:58:49,791 --> 00:58:51,291 Sex with women. 1095 00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:52,541 Okay. Calm down. 1096 00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:54,291 Jeez. 1097 00:58:54,291 --> 00:58:56,916 It's just we got to know who we're in here with. 1098 00:58:56,916 --> 00:59:00,875 You understand, Fish? We got to know. 1099 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:04,125 What are you reading there, Fish? 1100 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:08,708 A little bedtime story. Mm-hmm. 1101 00:59:08,708 --> 00:59:10,666 What? 1102 00:59:10,666 --> 00:59:14,333 Right, I probably can't read. I get it. It's a book called. 1103 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:18,375 "The Vagina Monologues." It's literature. 1104 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:22,250 Oh. Oh, Fish. 1105 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:25,458 You're going to do real well around here, Fish. You're going to do real well. 1106 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:26,958 [laughing] 1107 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,458 I know. 1108 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:29,958 Ah. 1109 00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:31,208 This is a book about survival. 1110 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:32,708 Huh. 1111 00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:36,666 I plan to squeeze every drip of knowledge from this vagina. 1112 00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:39,125 Hmm. 1113 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,875 Hey, Fish. 1114 00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:43,208 Can I take a look at your 1115 00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:46,416 vagina survival book? Can I take a look? 1116 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:50,250 No. Sorry. It's my vagina, and. 1117 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:53,458 I wouldn't want you using the vagina knowledge against me, so I'm sorry. 1118 00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:55,500 I'm not going to ruin it. I just need to take a peek. 1119 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:58,041 Get your hands off of my vagina, sir. 1120 00:59:58,041 --> 00:59:59,541 [scary music] 1121 00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:02,125 [stabs and screams] 1122 01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:05,208 [stabs and screams] 1123 01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:10,083 [stabbing] 1124 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:18,833 [stabs and screams] 1125 01:00:18,833 --> 01:00:31,291 [instense music] 1126 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:36,250 [yelling] 1127 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:43,750 [Dialing phone] 1128 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:48,958 [phone ringing] 1129 01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:50,791 Hey. 1130 01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:52,291 Hey. 1131 01:00:52,291 --> 01:00:54,000 I took care of it. 1132 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,916 I took care of that thing, okay? 1133 01:00:56,916 --> 01:01:01,916 You gonna take care of him now? You gonna take care of my cousin? 1134 01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:08,625 Don't worry about it. I got it covered. 1135 01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:10,208 All right. 1136 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,708 All right. 1137 01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:13,875 All right, bye. 1138 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:17,875 [pounds on wall and sighs] 1139 01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:21,541 [traffic] 1140 01:01:21,541 --> 01:01:26,083 Hey, you are listening to 98.7 Public Radio, 1141 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:28,375 all the way from Brooklyn, New York. 1142 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:31,500 We got the best jazz music in all the five boroughs. 1143 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:35,958 Top of the hour, this is radio DJ, John Morrow, 1144 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:39,958 the Clifford Algebra Alpha Man with all the hits. 1145 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:43,875 Top story here, as we reported, 1146 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:47,833 Ted Mangione, the so-called Beauty Queen Butcher, was found in 1147 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:51,000 his prison cell stabbed to death yesterday. 1148 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,583 I can't say he didn't deserve it, ladies and gentlemen. 1149 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:57,291 What a scumbag. Apparently, 1150 01:01:57,291 --> 01:02:01,083 the guards found a manifesto in his cellPin which he blamed not havingpsex with his 1151 01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:05,083 wife for the reasons he killed the beauty queen contestants. 1152 01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:09,000 Now, that is one crazy story. Mangione's wife is now becoming quite the 1153 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,666 celebrity. I hear they're going to do 1154 01:02:11,666 --> 01:02:15,583 a reality show about her. I 1155 01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:18,291 definitely will not be watching that one, I can tell you that. 1156 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:22,541 Let me ask my audience if not having sex 1157 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:26,125 with your wife can make you a murderer, and if so, is she to blame 1158 01:02:26,125 --> 01:02:28,916 for the murders as much as the husband? 1159 01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:31,083 Hey, we got Jared from Staten Island on the line. 1160 01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,708 Tell me, Jared, what do you think? 1161 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,916 Hey, John, appreciate you taking the call. 1162 01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:39,166 Yeah, there's no way this broad is innocent. She's got to be guilty 100%. 1163 01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:42,041 I don't care what your husband says. This is the girl. 1164 01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:46,166 She wanted to be in the contest. She wanted to be a beauty star, just like 1165 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:50,083 all these Instagram models and all these other broads that want to be famous 1166 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:53,000 instead of taking care of their husband and staying at home. 1167 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,125 You know what I mean? So, yeah, no, she's totally guilty. 1168 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:59,500 If she didn't hold the girls down, she talked her husband into it. 1169 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:03,250 Trust me, there's something that's not going on there. It's not kosher. 1170 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:07,291 This girl's got to be guilty 100%. And as 1171 01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:10,500 far as not putting it out, come on, hePnever should have married herpif that was 1172 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:14,541 the case. So give me a break. I say give her 1173 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,833 the electric chair as well 1174 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:20,291 and fry them both, do a two for one. You know what I mean? 1175 01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:24,291 I don't know if I would go that far, Jared, but let's get back to playing the hits. 1176 01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:28,583 This one is for you, Mrs. Mangione, wherever you are. 1177 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:30,750 [music] 1178 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:33,166 [cameras clicking] 1179 01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:35,666 Seriously, guys, please leave me alone. 1180 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,208 I can't be doing this every single day. Please stop. 1181 01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:42,333 Leave me alone. Stop harassing me. 1182 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:47,416 [cameras clicking] 1183 01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:50,958 Our little lonely Bushwick girl fought with all her heart that played 1184 01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:53,125 through the court systems. 1185 01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,541 Nothing could stop her. 1186 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:59,458 You can't stop the desire to be truly loved. 1187 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:03,250 People recognized this and loved her equally. 1188 01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:07,041 [gavel] 1189 01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:10,083 According to the contracts, there is nothing preventing a wife of a serial killer 1190 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:12,250 from being in this beauty pageant. 1191 01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:15,708 I hereby grant the plaintiff to continuePin the contest, and she ipawarded $20 in 1192 01:04:15,708 --> 01:04:17,958 damages. 1193 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:22,291 [clapping and cheering] 1194 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:26,291 [clapping and cheering] 1195 01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:34,166 [clapping and cheering] 1196 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:38,125 Karen, what do you have to say about the judge's decision? 1197 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,375 Karen, will you be entering the beauty contest? 1198 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:41,125 Hi, guys. Hi. 1199 01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:44,666 So guys, thanks for coming to see me. 1200 01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:47,833 All my fans, all my supporters. 1201 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:49,375 Yeah, so shh. 1202 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:51,625 Karen, what type of coat are you wearing? 1203 01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:54,333 No questions. No. No questions. Please, let me speak. 1204 01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:56,833 Karen, what type of. 1205 01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:59,250 So follow me on Instagram, follow me on Facebook, on Twitter, and. 1206 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:01,750 Do you think your supporters out there 1207 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:05,875 TikTok, and all those other stuff. Anyway, thank you very much. 1208 01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:09,875 Karen Mangione? Oh my God, I think that's a disgrace 1209 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:12,208 what happened in that beauty pageant. 1210 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,708 You know... 1211 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:17,375 All that stuff that's going around in the 1212 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:20,791 world, like the wars, the crisis, the conflict. 1213 01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:22,541 I mean. 1214 01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:25,666 She's a horrible person and they should throw out the 1215 01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:28,583 key and lock her 1216 01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:30,750 up forever. 1217 01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:35,500 Now these people are making money off of tragedy and murders. 1218 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,916 So I heard that she made over 100 grand as an 1219 01:05:38,916 --> 01:05:42,375 influencer on Instagram, I think. 1220 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:46,208 She's selling these ridiculous crime scene kits 1221 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,875 so you can find out if your spouse is killing people off, 1222 01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:50,375 too. 1223 01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:51,916 [in Cantonese] "Smelly Girl". 1224 01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:53,541 So, what the fuck. 1225 01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:56,750 Before you know it, she'll be selling bitcoins 1226 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:59,500 on the internet. 1227 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:02,375 Well, actually, I heard that she is selling Bitcoin and it's called Karen's Jewels. 1228 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,125 What? 1229 01:06:04,125 --> 01:06:06,333 Look at that little girl, JonBenét Ramsey. 1230 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:09,958 She was killed because her mother put her in 1231 01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:14,041 pageants? No, that is so wrong. 1232 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:17,875 I think that this should be for grown-ups, like a person like 1233 01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:22,000 Karen, like a woman like her, that she is the bomb, okay? 1234 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,375 She is the bomb. And I'm going to tell you one thing. 1235 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:30,500 Free Karen! Free Karen! Free Karen! Free Karen! 1236 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:38,625 [celebration music] 1237 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:43,750 [cameras clicking] 1238 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,500 So 1239 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:49,250 Karen, this is the first time you're at the Wet Gala. What do you think of this? 1240 01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:53,000 I'm extremely excited to be here. Yeah, it's my first time. 1241 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,833 I just can't believe all these people with these beautiful dresses. 1242 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:59,208 I like that one right there. No, no. That one. Yeah. 1243 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:02,833 And I almost couldn't get out the limo with this. 1244 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:05,458 And when you're going to walk down thePred carpet for the very firstptime, what do 1245 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:08,000 you think is going to happen? 1246 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,666 Well, I hope I don't trip or embarrasspmyself because getting off the 1247 01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:12,041 limo, it took me a while, 1248 01:07:12,041 --> 01:07:13,541 you know 1249 01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:15,041 with this long dress. 1250 01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:17,291 And by the way, the dress is fantastic. Who's the designer? 1251 01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:18,791 Thank you. 1252 01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:22,750 The designer is this, I think it's a guy, a gay guy or a 1253 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:26,708 girl, I don't know, named Lima, Limon, something like that. 1254 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:30,708 And yeah, he or she made this dress especially for me, 1255 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:33,208 just for me. 1256 01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:35,333 And, so yeah, you just look fantastic. I just want to say that. 1257 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:38,791 Thank you. So do you. Well, actually, your tie is a little bit crooked. 1258 01:07:38,791 --> 01:07:40,291 Can I fix it? 1259 01:07:40,291 --> 01:07:42,208 No, you can't. Thank you. Appreciate it. 1260 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:45,666 Final question, what charity are you here in support of? 1261 01:07:45,666 --> 01:07:49,083 [creepy music] 1262 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:52,916 Okay. I don't know how to pronounce the name because I'm Latina and I have 1263 01:07:52,916 --> 01:07:55,458 a hard time pronouncing things, 1264 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:57,625 or maybe I forgot the name. But anyway, who cares? 1265 01:07:57,625 --> 01:08:01,250 It has something to do with helping 1266 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:05,333 people that are starving in Africa and those little poor 1267 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:09,208 countries. I'm sure they care about fashion too and everything, but 1268 01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:12,208 more about food because they're starving and stuff. 1269 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:15,750 But anyway, who cares about them? Keep asking me questions about my 1270 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,250 dress. 1271 01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:18,750 [gunshot] 1272 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,041 This dress just looks amazing on me. 1273 01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:21,541 You do look fantastic. 1274 01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:23,208 Thank you. 1275 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:28,500 [pensive music] 1276 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:31,166 Excuse me. 1277 01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:35,500 Excuse me. Can you move out of the way? Thank you. 1278 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:39,125 Yeah, keep practicing. Because ya'll girls need it. I sure don't. 1279 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:42,541 [door opens] 1280 01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:47,125 Hey, Barbie. How are you? 1281 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:51,208 Hi, my name is Karen. I don't think we've been introduced correctly. 1282 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:54,583 Hello, Karen. 1283 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:58,166 Yeah. I wanted to say I'm sorry that my husband, Ted, tried to 1284 01:08:58,166 --> 01:08:59,708 kill you. [Laughs] 1285 01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:02,041 Well, that was an accident, right? You didn't mean it. 1286 01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:04,541 You had nothing to do with it. 1287 01:09:04,541 --> 01:09:07,333 No, no. Of course not. I had nothing to do with it. Are you crazy? No. 1288 01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,916 The only thing that I will kill is competition. 1289 01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:13,083 Girl, you are no competition to me. I am the breadwinner. 1290 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:16,041 I win every competition. So what are you talking about? You know what? 1291 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:18,958 You're weird. Get away from me. So you know what? 1292 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:23,750 Since you think you're competition, let the best man win, bitch. 1293 01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:28,250 Oh, really? Yeah. Let the best man win, you bitch. 1294 01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:31,000 What do you think of her? She's only 5'2". 1295 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,250 5'2", well, give her some platforms. 1296 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:34,458 Hi, guys. 1297 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,708 How's it going? 1298 01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,208 Oh, Jesus. 1299 01:09:37,208 --> 01:09:38,458 What do you want, Karen? 1300 01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:39,958 Hi, Karen. 1301 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,458 Nothing, just to say hi. 1302 01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:42,708 Bye. 1303 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:44,208 All 1304 01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:45,708 right. I can't believe you. 1305 01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:46,958 I'm not doing this. 1306 01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:48,458 She is so annoying 1307 01:09:48,458 --> 01:10:03,875 [pensive music] 1308 01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:08,916 [vomit sounds] 1309 01:10:08,916 --> 01:10:20,666 [zip ups purse] 1310 01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:22,458 [horror music] 1311 01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:26,458 Hello, America. My name is Karen, and I am here 1312 01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:27,958 to represent. 1313 01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:30,000 The great state of Montclair, New Jersey. 1314 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,416 The Lower East Side, Manhattan. 1315 01:10:32,416 --> 01:10:33,916 Yonkers. 1316 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:36,583 The great district of Queens, New York. 1317 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:39,458 I am passionate about animals. 1318 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:41,291 Feeding the homeless. 1319 01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:42,791 Taking selfies. 1320 01:10:42,791 --> 01:10:45,666 Dancing, plastic cards, and sports. 1321 01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:48,000 And posting on Instagram. 1322 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,791 One day, I hope to become. 1323 01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:51,875 The next Celine Dion. 1324 01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:53,500 Miss New York City. 1325 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,000 A painter. 1326 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,500 A big movie star. 1327 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,208 A toll road worker. 1328 01:10:58,208 --> 01:11:02,208 My hobbies include ceramics, painting. 1329 01:11:02,208 --> 01:11:03,666 Biking around the country. 1330 01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,166 Dancing. 1331 01:11:05,166 --> 01:11:06,666 Having my nails done. 1332 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,166 And martial arts. 1333 01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:11,041 I bring a unique perspective to the stage. 1334 01:11:11,041 --> 01:11:13,166 I bring a unique perspective. 1335 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:15,208 And I can bring a unique perspective 1336 01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:17,125 I bring a unique perspective 1337 01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:19,666 I bring a unique perspective to the stage. 1338 01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:22,833 I believe that true beauty lies in embracing our 1339 01:11:22,833 --> 01:11:24,333 individuality. 1340 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:25,833 Our individuality. 1341 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:27,916 Embracing in our individuality. 1342 01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:30,833 To inspire and uplift others. 1343 01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:33,000 I am thrilled to be here today. 1344 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,833 And I look forward to sharing my journey with all of you. 1345 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:37,333 [kisses] 1346 01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:39,708 Thank you so much. 1347 01:11:39,708 --> 01:11:48,041 [mysterious music] 1348 01:11:48,041 --> 01:12:11,000 [traffic] 1349 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:19,291 [celebration music] 1350 01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,416 That's so good. 1351 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:22,916 Yes? 1352 01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:24,583 Stop. Get away from me. 1353 01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:25,833 Let me see. 1354 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:27,333 Don't. 1355 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,833 Oh. 1356 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,083 Don't touch me. No. 1357 01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:31,583 Stop hitting me. 1358 01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:32,833 I don't like kids. 1359 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,333 You like cats. 1360 01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:35,583 I can't stand kids. 1361 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:37,083 Mm-hmm. 1362 01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,333 Stop. 1363 01:12:38,333 --> 01:12:39,833 No. 1364 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,333 No. Please, don't. 1365 01:12:41,333 --> 01:12:42,583 Please. 1366 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,083 Please. 1367 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,583 What is this place? Gosh. 1368 01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:46,833 [children laughing] 1369 01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,333 Shoo. Shoo. 1370 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:49,583 Oh, 1371 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,083 yes. 1372 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:52,916 [country music] 1373 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:58,666 [hospital machines] 1374 01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:02,416 [Karen laughing] 1375 01:13:02,416 --> 01:13:06,666 My gosh, she's so pathetic. 1376 01:13:06,666 --> 01:13:10,125 [Karen laughing] 1377 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:21,083 [old people grunting and muttering] 1378 01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:23,625 [country music] 1379 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:28,333 My God. Why do you old people always stink? My goodness. 1380 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,000 Have you ever heard of a laundromat? Oh my God. 1381 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,333 Every time I look at you guys, I get so scared. 1382 01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:36,083 I go to the doctor to get more Botox on my face. 1383 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,000 Geez, all that wrinkle in your face. 1384 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,500 So beautiful and graceful. 1385 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,041 What is it with all the wrinkle? Do I have any wrinkles? 1386 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:43,291 I didn't even bring a mirror with me. 1387 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:44,791 Your hair is gorgeous. 1388 01:13:44,791 --> 01:13:47,125 My goodness. Can you please don't get close to me, please? 1389 01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:48,625 Your ears. 1390 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,875 I don't want your smell on top of me. 1391 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,375 Yes, it's your birthday. 1392 01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:52,875 Thank you. 1393 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,125 This is a very expensive coat. 1394 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,875 Look at that. 1395 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:59,166 No, I don't have any butterscotch in my purse. Why would I have that stupid candy? 1396 01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:01,125 That's for old people. I don't eat that. I'm on a diet. Can you tell? 1397 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:06,333 You know what? I can't deal with this old people smell. I got to go. 1398 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:11,875 [country music] 1399 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:19,375 [elderly laughing] 1400 01:14:19,375 --> 01:14:23,458 Where are my glasses? Blair, where are my glasses? 1401 01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:28,458 Isn't it so cool when you have no teeth and you can eat things just like ice cream? 1402 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:31,458 Have you seen my glasses, Blair? Where are my glasses? 1403 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:37,500 Oh my God, they're on top of your fucking head. Geez. 1404 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:41,541 Where are my glasses? Have you seen my glasses? 1405 01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:44,791 Where are my glasses? Have you seen my glasses? 1406 01:14:44,791 --> 01:14:47,166 Have you seen my glasses? 1407 01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:50,541 Blair, I'm looking for my glasses. 1408 01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:56,750 I need my glasses. Can you help me find my glasses, please? 1409 01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:59,416 Hi, Barbie. 1410 01:14:59,416 --> 01:15:01,416 Barbie? Excuse me. 1411 01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:03,625 I'm busy. 1412 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,375 Um... 1413 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,708 Can I talk to you for a couple of minutes, please? 1414 01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:09,250 It'll only take two minutes of your time. 1415 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,750 Um 1416 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,791 I said I'm busy. 1417 01:15:12,791 --> 01:15:15,916 You see, I feel 1418 01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:18,666 [quietly] move, get away! 1419 01:15:18,666 --> 01:15:22,458 Get out. Get out. 1420 01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:26,291 I feel such like a loser. You're such a pretty woman. 1421 01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:27,958 You're always winning first place. 1422 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:32,958 Because I'm a winner. You're a loser. 1423 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:34,833 And so. 1424 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:36,916 I someday would like to be like you. 1425 01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:38,791 Well, you can't. 1426 01:15:38,791 --> 01:15:40,291 [sighs] 1427 01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:43,041 Go away. 1428 01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:45,291 Listen to me. I just want to be like you one day, win first prize, and I 1429 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:49,208 just wanted some advice if you could give me some, please. 1430 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:51,875 Just please, it'll take only two minutes of your time. 1431 01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:56,083 Fine. Let's go. 1432 01:15:56,083 --> 01:16:00,416 [scary music] 1433 01:16:00,416 --> 01:16:02,291 You know, I really don't have time for this every 1434 01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,958 single time that I have a pageant. I have my dress rehearsal 1435 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:09,833 outfit on. I got to get my dress. I have people that want to take my picture. 1436 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:13,666 Every single pageant, you have to botherPme about how you want tips onphow you 1437 01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:16,583 can win, but you already know that I'm going to win. 1438 01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:18,125 What are you even looking for? 1439 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:20,166 I'm just looking for the cameras. 1440 01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:23,375 Why would you be looking for cameras? What is wrong with you? 1441 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:26,208 Really? Yeah, I could do this. 1442 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:27,833 Bitch! 1443 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:30,625 [scream] 1444 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:34,958 [stabs] 1445 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:40,791 [stabs] 1446 01:16:40,791 --> 01:16:44,625 [stabs] 1447 01:16:44,625 --> 01:16:46,416 [laughing] 1448 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:51,458 May the best man win, bitch. 1449 01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:52,750 Where are my glasses? 1450 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:54,250 They're right here. 1451 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:55,750 You have my glasses? 1452 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,000 Yes. Right here. Grab it. Grab it right there. 1453 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,500 Okay. 1454 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,416 Okay. And say, "You did it." You see? You did it. 1455 01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:01,666 I did it? 1456 01:17:01,666 --> 01:17:03,166 Say, "I did it." 1457 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:04,666 I did it. 1458 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:05,916 Yes. I did it. Say I. 1459 01:17:05,916 --> 01:17:07,416 Okay. I did it. 1460 01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:08,791 Yes. I did it. Keep saying it. 1461 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,583 I did it. 1462 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,250 I did it. 1463 01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:14,166 I did it. I did it? 1464 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,458 I did it. 1465 01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:17,000 [screams] 1466 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:21,125 I did it. I did it. I did it. 1467 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:23,708 I did it. I did it. 1468 01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:25,625 I did it. 1469 01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:29,583 I did it. 1470 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:30,833 [screams] 1471 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:33,416 I did it. I did it. 1472 01:17:33,416 --> 01:17:35,166 I did it. 1473 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:36,666 [screams] 1474 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:38,916 I did it. 1475 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:46,500 Oh, I found my glasses. 1476 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,291 [screams] 1477 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:49,541 Oh my God. What is that? 1478 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,041 Oh my God. 1479 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,541 Oh, Lord. Oh, my Lord. 1480 01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:53,791 What's going on? 1481 01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:55,291 Oh, gee, Beckies. 1482 01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:57,166 [screams] 1483 01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:59,458 Geez, I hope nothing happened to Barbie. 1484 01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:02,916 [screams] 1485 01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:05,583 [dramatic music] 1486 01:18:05,583 --> 01:18:14,000 [sirens] 1487 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,875 Can you believe this girl died? 1488 01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:18,500 Here. 1489 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,750 It is a tragedy. 1490 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:21,250 With our pageants. 1491 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:22,500 Mm-hmm. 1492 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,250 Horrific. 1493 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:25,500 That's why all them cops is out there, man. 1494 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:28,666 Hello? 1495 01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,958 Is this going to affect ticket sales? 1496 01:18:30,958 --> 01:18:32,458 Ticket sales? 1497 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,958 Oh, my God. You've got to be kidding me. 1498 01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:35,208 You're worried about ticket sales if somebody done. 1499 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:36,708 You've got to be freaking kidding me. 1500 01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:38,541 No, I'm not. I'm worried about the bills around here. 1501 01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:41,291 Somebody died. 1502 01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:42,666 I understand that, but I can't afford to pay the light bill. 1503 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:44,291 Somebody died. 1504 01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:45,791 Yes. 1505 01:18:45,791 --> 01:18:47,625 They should have took you with them. 1506 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:50,833 Trust me, they have my application. 1507 01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:53,583 Oh, my God. 1508 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:54,583 They're just not hiring somebody like me right now at the 1509 01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:55,625 moment. 1510 01:18:55,625 --> 01:19:05,750 [sirens] 1511 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:08,625 You look pretty upset about your friend getting killed. 1512 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:11,166 Yeah, it was pretty tragic. I 1513 01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:14,708 mean That's why you shouldn't be hanging out with old people. 1514 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,958 Bad things can happen. 1515 01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:19,500 That's a good philosophy. 1516 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:22,958 And where were you when all of this took place? 1517 01:19:22,958 --> 01:19:24,458 Um 1518 01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:27,583 I was helping this old man to eat his food. 1519 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:30,958 Actually, there was a lot of judges there, so I have witnesses. 1520 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:32,708 Mmm... 1521 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,625 Yeah, that's good. 1522 01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:38,500 Funny thing about forensics is that if there's any 1523 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:44,208 fingerprints or hair or skin 1524 01:19:44,208 --> 01:19:49,208 under the victim's fingernails, say, that don't match Louis, 1525 01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:53,791 we could probably find some DNA that will. 1526 01:19:53,791 --> 01:19:57,375 Yeah, I know. I've seen those TV shows, "CSI" and other crime 1527 01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:59,500 shows. I know. 1528 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:03,250 Oh. So if there's anything you want to say, you want to tell me, 1529 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:06,833 feel free. 1530 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:10,375 Well, your tie is kind of crooked, and your suit looks kind of 1531 01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:13,125 cheap. 1532 01:20:13,125 --> 01:20:16,083 Okay. Not what I was thinking, but 1533 01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:18,375 okay. 1534 01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:21,125 You know I was the first one that theyPcalled when your husband gopkilled in 1535 01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,958 prison, right? 1536 01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:25,541 Yeah? 1537 01:20:25,541 --> 01:20:28,458 Yeah. Apparently, he had nothing to say. 1538 01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,666 He certainly didn't have anything to say about you. 1539 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:35,375 Like, "Tell my wife I loved her so much," and blah, 1540 01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,875 blah, blah. 1541 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:40,416 Apparently, he didn't care what happened to you. 1542 01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:42,791 He just cried like a little bitch. 1543 01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:45,333 You know, this is fucking police harassment. 1544 01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:48,791 You think this is harassment? I'm just having a conversation with a beauty 1545 01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:50,875 pageant contestant. 1546 01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:52,375 Hmm. 1547 01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:53,875 What's the problem? 1548 01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:55,125 Should I get a lawyer? 1549 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:56,625 Now, why would you need a lawyer? 1550 01:20:56,625 --> 01:20:58,125 Nice girl like you. 1551 01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,250 I don't know. You tell me. You're harassing me. 1552 01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:04,041 Oh. Well, then maybe I should stop. 1553 01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:08,208 And maybe you should call a lawyer if that's what you think you need. 1554 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:09,708 [sighs] 1555 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:11,416 Well, in the meantime, 1556 01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:13,958 good luck in your pageant. 1557 01:21:13,958 --> 01:21:17,375 I don't need luck. I am luck. 1558 01:21:17,375 --> 01:21:19,250 Hmm. 1559 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:23,916 [suspense music] 1560 01:21:23,916 --> 01:21:52,625 [city traffic and crowds] 1561 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:54,416 [cameras clicking] 1562 01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:55,916 Oh, 1563 01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:59,208 hi, guys. Hi. How are you guys? 1564 01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:01,833 Karen, did you kill Barbie? 1565 01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:05,458 Not this again. I said no many times. Next question. 1566 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:09,958 Don't you think this is in poor taste, in competing in this pageant? 1567 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:12,958 No, I'm extremely proud. Next question. 1568 01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:16,583 You have any type of shame? 1569 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:21,000 Excuse me, but Miss Manhattan here has no shame. 1570 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,750 Okay, you know what? Enough with the questions. Enough. Enough. Okay? 1571 01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:27,625 I have something to say. 1572 01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:30,000 [clears throat] 1573 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,666 I'm so grateful for all my fans. They mean the world to me. 1574 01:22:33,666 --> 01:22:37,791 Thank you all for always believing in me. I couldn't have done this without you. 1575 01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:41,583 Your love and support is everything, and I really appreciate you 1576 01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:46,000 all so much. I love you all, even the ugly ones 1577 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,500 and the short ones. This is for them. 1578 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,000 [kiss] 1579 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,500 Thank you so much. 1580 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:56,625 [cameras clicking] 1581 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:58,791 I got a drunk driver here in front of me. 1582 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:02,000 I'm going to pull him over and go ahead and see what's up. 1583 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,833 Each side was having fun. Like he's got some 1584 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:08,291 attitude. I can't take it. Who does she think she is? 1585 01:23:08,291 --> 01:23:10,125 Yeah so... 1586 01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:15,375 Excuse me. Excuse me. The superstar is here. 1587 01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:22,708 Hi, guys. Thanks for coming. How are you? 1588 01:23:22,708 --> 01:23:25,583 Hey, guys. How's it going? 1589 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:27,916 Oh, hey, Karen. 1590 01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:31,250 Well, ain't you guys going to wish me luck? 1591 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:34,500 Honestly, Karen, I can't wait till this pageant's over. 1592 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,791 Yeah. 1593 01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:39,833 That's not very positive. 1594 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:44,583 Hey, where's that guy, Steve Harvey? 1595 01:23:44,583 --> 01:23:46,083 [laughing] 1596 01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:49,875 Steve Harvey won't be found at this dumpster fire. 1597 01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,375 Hmm. 1598 01:23:51,375 --> 01:23:52,875 Man. 1599 01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,750 Oh, is this my crown? 1600 01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:56,708 Oh. 1601 01:23:56,708 --> 01:24:02,000 Yeah. Put this away where the vultures don't get to it. 1602 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,541 Like I don't, I 1603 01:24:03,541 --> 01:24:04,791 don't get it. 1604 01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:06,458 [all girls hussing] 1605 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,916 I know you girls are talking crap about me, 1606 01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:14,666 but I have one question for each one of you. Who's coming in second place? 1607 01:24:14,666 --> 01:24:18,541 Excuse me. 1608 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:22,250 [celebration music] 1609 01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:30,083 [marching] 1610 01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:33,208 Fucking beauty pageants. 1611 01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:35,875 Welcome, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 1612 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:39,166 And we're so excited to have you all join us today. 1613 01:24:39,166 --> 01:24:40,416 Janice, how are you feeling today? 1614 01:24:40,416 --> 01:24:42,083 I'm feeling fabulous. 1615 01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:45,666 She's feeling fabulous. And Spike, how you doing today? 1616 01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:47,166 I'm feeling great. 1617 01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:48,666 And you know why we're feeling great? 1618 01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:52,333 We are all feeling great because of the Mrs. 1619 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:55,708 Manhattan contest. Everybody, 1620 01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:57,208 yeah. 1621 01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:58,625 Yeah. 1622 01:24:58,625 --> 01:25:00,375 Yeah. 1623 01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:02,000 We have been so excited. We've been waiting. 1624 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,625 We've been anxiety-ridden, just 1625 01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,750 filtering all these beautiful contestants. 1626 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,791 They have been coming in 1627 01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:13,750 in swarms, let me tell you, from all the way around the block. Yes. 1628 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,000 Isn't that correct, Janice? 1629 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,750 That is correct. 1630 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,791 Are they some of your friends or no? 1631 01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:21,541 Some of my friends? 1632 01:25:21,541 --> 01:25:23,750 Oh, that's good. Let's just get it rightPthere because that woulpdisqualify 1633 01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:27,000 us. Hey, Spike, you got any friends participating in this contest? 1634 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:28,666 Oh, yes, I do. Sure do. 1635 01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:30,166 Yeah, you do? 1636 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:31,666 Mm-hmm. 1637 01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:33,166 Okay. Well, 1638 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:34,416 why don't you introduce us later, all right? 1639 01:25:34,416 --> 01:25:36,666 So thank you all for coming. And please enjoy. 1640 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:39,750 This is going to be a great show. It's going to be packed. 1641 01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:42,916 [clapping and cheers] 1642 01:25:42,916 --> 01:25:44,500 Can we just fucking hurry up with this, please? 1643 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:50,291 Because obviously, this is no contest. 1644 01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:53,625 [gasps] 1645 01:25:53,625 --> 01:25:56,916 Well. 1646 01:25:56,916 --> 01:26:00,541 Some nerve. Anyway, like I was saying, thank you all for 1647 01:26:00,541 --> 01:26:11,083 coming, and enjoy the show. 1648 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:14,833 So ladies and gentlemen, we have now reached the portion 1649 01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:18,416 of the show where we get to 1650 01:26:18,416 --> 01:26:21,541 see and know a little bit more about their beautiful 1651 01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:25,000 personalities. Karen, 1652 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,208 this question is for you. 1653 01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:34,791 How did you prepare for the contest? 1654 01:26:34,791 --> 01:26:38,375 Hi. So I spent a lot of time at the gym working out on 1655 01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:39,875 these. 1656 01:26:39,875 --> 01:26:41,958 Check them out. 1657 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:45,791 [laughing] 1658 01:26:45,791 --> 01:26:47,750 All right. 1659 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,458 And now 1660 01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:52,416 for you, Mary Jo Beth, 1661 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:56,250 same question. 1662 01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:59,666 I faced a lot of bullying in middle school and even thought about becoming 1663 01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:01,958 homeschooled. 1664 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:05,833 At first, it was very hard on me mentally, and I developed some 1665 01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:09,875 anxiety. I have found that my relationship with myself 1666 01:27:09,875 --> 01:27:13,333 and God is what's most important, and not others' opinion of 1667 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:17,166 me. Loving myself and all of my flaws has allowed me to 1668 01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:20,791 grow my confidence back. Competing in pageants has also helped me to 1669 01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:24,750 overcome the public speaking and social anxiety I have had in the 1670 01:27:24,750 --> 01:27:28,583 past. I'm ready to face situations with clear confidence and 1671 01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:31,166 stand grounded for what I believe in now. 1672 01:27:31,166 --> 01:27:33,958 I feel more empowered after competing on stage. 1673 01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:37,750 It's a space for women to become their best selves and be in a 1674 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:41,208 community filled with ambitious women. 1675 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:43,375 [clapping and cheers] 1676 01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:45,625 Everybody, round of applause for Mary. 1677 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:48,333 And this concludes this portion of the show. 1678 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:51,875 And without further ado, we are moving on to now the next 1679 01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:55,000 section, talent show. 1680 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:58,750 Yes! 1681 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:02,083 [scary music] 1682 01:28:02,083 --> 01:28:11,041 [thumping hammer] 1683 01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:15,166 Mary Jo, I just wanted to tell you that was so sweet. 1684 01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:20,333 [crunch] 1685 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:23,708 [crunch] 1686 01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:27,375 [stabs] 1687 01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:30,041 And let's see, ladies and gentlemen, 1688 01:28:30,041 --> 01:28:32,958 the moment you've been waiting for. 1689 01:28:32,958 --> 01:28:36,208 We have now arrived at the portion of the show where we get to see the girls' 1690 01:28:36,208 --> 01:28:40,208 talents. Our first contestant for this segment is Miss. 1691 01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:44,125 Sapphire. Please, round of applause for Miss Sapphire. Yes. 1692 01:28:44,125 --> 01:28:46,583 [applause] 1693 01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:51,041 Happy birthday to you. 1694 01:28:51,041 --> 01:28:55,791 Happy birthday to you. 1695 01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:59,625 Happy birthday to New 1696 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:02,500 York. Happy 1697 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:07,291 birthday to you. 1698 01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:12,666 [applause] 1699 01:29:12,666 --> 01:29:16,250 Yes. Thank you. Oh, yes. Oh, round of applause for. 1700 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:19,583 Sapphire. What a voice of an angel you 1701 01:29:19,583 --> 01:29:23,541 have. Do you have wings that go with that, too? 1702 01:29:23,541 --> 01:29:27,708 Everybody, thank you so much. That was Miss Sapphire. 1703 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:29,625 [scary music] 1704 01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:34,666 [applause] 1705 01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:36,166 Hey. 1706 01:29:36,166 --> 01:29:38,916 Hey. 1707 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,000 I just wanted to tell you that you have a beautiful voice. You sang pretty good. 1708 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,541 Oh, thank you. You're so kind. 1709 01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:44,333 Yeah I am! 1710 01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:48,208 [stabs] 1711 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:50,708 [laughs] 1712 01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:54,916 Got your vocal cords now. Bitch!, you can't sing no more, right? 1713 01:29:54,916 --> 01:29:57,750 [cutting] 1714 01:29:57,750 --> 01:30:02,625 [cutting] 1715 01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:07,583 [cutting] 1716 01:30:07,583 --> 01:30:11,083 [cutting] 1717 01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,791 [flute playing] 1718 01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:18,833 [scary music] 1719 01:30:18,833 --> 01:30:20,791 [crack] 1720 01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:26,250 [flute playing] 1721 01:30:26,250 --> 01:31:04,708 [classical dance music] 1722 01:31:04,708 --> 01:31:07,291 [screaming] 1723 01:31:07,291 --> 01:31:10,333 [cutting] 1724 01:31:10,333 --> 01:31:15,500 [cutting] 1725 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:20,875 [cutting] 1726 01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:28,708 [cutting] 1727 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:37,583 [scary music] 1728 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:41,125 Hey, Donna. Thanks. You have such beautiful hair. 1729 01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:45,041 Oh, why, thank you. 1730 01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:48,375 Oh, are you doing a Halloween thing for tomorrow's 1731 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,625 talent? 1732 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:51,125 Uh... 1733 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:53,333 Yeah, a Halloween thing. 1734 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:54,875 Um... 1735 01:31:54,875 --> 01:32:01,541 Can I borrow your brush for a second? Oh, sure. Hmm. 1736 01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:07,875 [screams] 1737 01:32:07,875 --> 01:32:10,125 And welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. 1738 01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:13,000 We are back, back, back to our beautiful contest. 1739 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:16,208 How's everybody feeling so far about what we have seen? 1740 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:17,708 It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. 1741 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:19,375 Wonderful. So many talented young ladies. 1742 01:32:19,375 --> 01:32:22,375 They are so talented. I think they've all come from Heaven. 1743 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:26,125 One or two from down below-... but hey, not that down below. 1744 01:32:26,125 --> 01:32:28,541 But yeah, that's a different show. 1745 01:32:28,541 --> 01:32:32,333 Anyway, we have come to the part of the contest where they get to 1746 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:36,083 show some really, really, really illusional stuff. 1747 01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:39,166 It's called The Magic Act. 1748 01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:44,083 [buzzsaw] 1749 01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:50,458 [scary music] 1750 01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:52,458 Hi. 1751 01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:58,625 Hello. 1752 01:32:58,625 --> 01:33:01,625 Abracadabra. 1753 01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:02,916 [blade slashes] 1754 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:04,375 [screams] 1755 01:33:04,375 --> 01:33:08,416 Whoa! 1756 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,750 [screams] 1757 01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:22,125 [screams] 1758 01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:27,666 [screams] 1759 01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:29,166 Spike, Spike. 1760 01:33:29,166 --> 01:33:30,416 Yeah. 1761 01:33:30,416 --> 01:33:31,916 Please. 1762 01:33:31,916 --> 01:33:33,416 Yeah, it's broken. 1763 01:33:33,416 --> 01:33:34,916 Yo, tell me that this is part of the show. 1764 01:33:34,916 --> 01:33:37,541 I don't see how it could have worked. I mean, come on. 1765 01:33:37,541 --> 01:33:40,625 Dude, did you hire somebody to do this? Look at the fucking blood? 1766 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:42,375 You 1767 01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:44,083 know that guy that does pyrotechnics up in 1768 01:33:44,083 --> 01:33:45,625 I don't know the guy. 1769 01:33:45,625 --> 01:33:47,125 No, this is part. 1770 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:49,875 We've got to call somebody. 1771 01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:51,666 Call somebody? Who? Let me ask you, Spike. Spike, you're so smart. 1772 01:33:51,666 --> 01:33:53,875 Okay, here, do you know? Who are we supposed to call, Ghostbusters? 1773 01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:56,416 Because we're busted after this if it's real. 1774 01:33:56,416 --> 01:33:59,166 I 1775 01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:00,750 Look, the exit. They're leaving. Come on. Please. Go close the door. 1776 01:34:00,750 --> 01:34:02,541 Go close the door. 1777 01:34:02,541 --> 01:34:12,000 [panic crowd] 1778 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:16,250 Yeah. This place really is... You got asbestos all over the place, 1779 01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:19,125 really. It should've been cleaned up years ago. 1780 01:34:19,125 --> 01:34:22,125 I don't know, what do you want to do? Nothing? 1781 01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:25,916 Okay. Well, at least maybe give a refund on half the 1782 01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:28,875 tickets, something like that? 1783 01:34:28,875 --> 01:34:32,916 Oh, wow. I think you have a bloody nose or something. 1784 01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:36,916 Anyway, so I'm thinking if we could get the. 1785 01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:47,666 [screams] 1786 01:34:47,666 --> 01:34:50,333 Okay, let's move. 1787 01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:58,083 [scary music] 1788 01:34:58,083 --> 01:34:59,916 Come on, ladies. Come on. 1789 01:34:59,916 --> 01:35:01,416 Let's go to the stage. Everyone. 1790 01:35:01,416 --> 01:35:02,916 Yes, yes 1791 01:35:02,916 --> 01:35:04,166 up to the stage. They want you to the stage. 1792 01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:05,666 Oh. 1793 01:35:05,666 --> 01:35:06,916 Let's give them something. 1794 01:35:06,916 --> 01:35:08,416 that they'll remember you by. 1795 01:35:08,416 --> 01:35:09,666 Everybody, this is your moment to shine. 1796 01:35:09,666 --> 01:35:11,166 Oh, yeah. 1797 01:35:11,166 --> 01:35:12,416 This is your grand finale. 1798 01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:13,916 Whoo. 1799 01:35:13,916 --> 01:35:15,416 Oh, yeah. Come right on in. Yes. 1800 01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:16,916 Let's do it. 1801 01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:18,166 Oh, yeah. Let her know. 1802 01:35:18,166 --> 01:35:19,750 Yes, Stan, the great finale. Oh. 1803 01:35:19,750 --> 01:35:21,250 What are you doing? 1804 01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:22,750 What are you doing? 1805 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,000 Janice? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. 1806 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:25,500 [screams] 1807 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,000 Oh. 1808 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,250 Oh my God. Listen, listen. 1809 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:29,750 Oh. 1810 01:35:29,750 --> 01:35:31,000 Like, see this? This. 1811 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:32,500 Oh. 1812 01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:35,000 Listen, listen, listen. We can fix this up. 1813 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:35,875 Somehow, some way, we can fix this. Shh. I never liked you. 1814 01:35:35,875 --> 01:35:38,500 Okay, but we can fix this. 1815 01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:40,000 Oh. 1816 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,750 Oh my God. 1817 01:35:41,750 --> 01:35:45,541 Oh, shit. No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Karen. Karen, no. 1818 01:35:45,541 --> 01:35:46,791 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1819 01:35:46,791 --> 01:35:48,291 Wait, you. 1820 01:35:48,291 --> 01:35:49,791 No, wait, Karen, Karen. Wait. Shh 1821 01:35:49,791 --> 01:35:51,041 are saving the best for last. 1822 01:35:51,041 --> 01:35:52,541 Wait. 1823 01:35:52,541 --> 01:35:53,791 You won. 1824 01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:55,291 I did? 1825 01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:56,541 Yes, you won. 1826 01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:58,291 I did? 1827 01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:00,791 Yes. Mrs. Yonkers, Mrs. Manhattan. I'll make you Mrs. 1828 01:36:00,791 --> 01:36:02,125 New York for the next 10 years. You got the crown, you got the flowers, you got it 1829 01:36:02,125 --> 01:36:04,083 all. Just let me make some phone calls. 1830 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:06,833 Where's my flowers? 1831 01:36:06,833 --> 01:36:07,958 I'll make you... They're outside. I promise you, I will make some calls. 1832 01:36:07,958 --> 01:36:09,208 I'll make you the Mrs. New York. 1833 01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:10,708 Mm. 1834 01:36:10,708 --> 01:36:11,958 No, no. Ah. 1835 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:14,333 [screams] 1836 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:15,750 You... 1837 01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:27,166 [body falls] 1838 01:36:27,166 --> 01:36:33,750 [sirens] 1839 01:36:33,750 --> 01:36:39,958 [classical music] 1840 01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:41,625 Thank you. 1841 01:36:41,625 --> 01:36:43,125 Thank you. 1842 01:36:43,125 --> 01:36:44,708 Thank you, everyone. 1843 01:36:44,708 --> 01:36:46,250 Thank you. 1844 01:36:46,250 --> 01:36:48,750 Thank you. 1845 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:55,708 [stabbing] 1846 01:36:55,708 --> 01:36:57,750 [stabbing] 1847 01:36:57,750 --> 01:37:00,583 [kisses] 1848 01:37:00,583 --> 01:37:03,000 [kisses] 1849 01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:33,750 [stabbing] 1850 01:37:33,750 --> 01:37:50,500 [stabbing] 1851 01:37:50,500 --> 01:37:58,041 [stabbing] 1852 01:37:58,041 --> 01:38:02,416 [guns clicking] 1853 01:38:02,416 --> 01:38:03,958 Thank you, 1854 01:38:03,958 --> 01:38:06,166 everyone. Thank you everyone for coming. 1855 01:38:06,166 --> 01:38:09,791 Thank you to my fans, my hater, my ex-lover, my 1856 01:38:09,791 --> 01:38:11,416 ex-boyfriend. Thank. 1857 01:38:11,416 --> 01:38:12,916 Ma'am, you are being placed under. 1858 01:38:12,916 --> 01:38:14,208 Please follow me. Shh. Let me finish my speech. 1859 01:38:14,208 --> 01:38:15,708 You have the right to remain silent. 1860 01:38:15,708 --> 01:38:18,208 Please follow me on Instagram. 1861 01:38:18,208 --> 01:38:20,708 Anything you do or say can be held against you in a court of law. 1862 01:38:20,708 --> 01:38:21,541 Follow me on Facebook. Follow me on Twitter. Can I finish my speech? 1863 01:38:21,541 --> 01:38:23,000 You have the right to an attorney. 1864 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:25,541 Follow me on Instagram, guys. 1865 01:38:25,541 --> 01:38:27,541 If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. 1866 01:38:27,541 --> 01:38:31,708 [sirens] 1867 01:38:31,708 --> 01:38:35,750 [sad music] 1868 01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:39,208 And so, our story ends. 1869 01:38:39,208 --> 01:38:42,416 The little lonely Bushwick girl found love. 1870 01:38:42,416 --> 01:38:46,458 Unfortunately, she had no idea what to do with it. 1871 01:38:46,458 --> 01:38:50,625 So now she wanders to find the true meaning of life. 1872 01:38:50,625 --> 01:38:53,583 Like the starving New York artist who can't afford rent, she will 1873 01:38:53,583 --> 01:38:57,500 wander, and wander, and wander, and maybe she 1874 01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:59,791 will find a home and be truly happy for 1875 01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:04,916 once. 1876 01:39:04,916 --> 01:39:20,708 [sad music] 1877 01:39:20,708 --> 01:39:34,500 [toilet splash] 1878 01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:38,208 Winning the beauty pageant is a great achievement for me, 1879 01:39:38,208 --> 01:39:41,541 and I would thank God for the honor, thank 1880 01:39:41,541 --> 01:39:45,375 everyone who supported me, thank all who 1881 01:39:45,375 --> 01:39:49,125 believed in me, and helped me in completing my 1882 01:39:49,125 --> 01:39:53,083 dream. Thank the judges, the sponsors, and 1883 01:39:53,083 --> 01:39:57,083 the panel. I think title come with great big 1884 01:39:57,083 --> 01:40:01,000 responsibility. So I will like to do something for the 1885 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:04,791 nation, and that will be ideal for everyone. 1886 01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:09,166 And winning the crown is not the end of my career, 1887 01:40:09,166 --> 01:40:23,666 but the beginning. 1888 01:40:23,666 --> 01:41:11,625 [sad music] 1889 01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:15,666 What is this, man? I asked for sparkling water. Hello? 1890 01:41:15,666 --> 01:41:17,708 What the heck? 1891 01:41:17,708 --> 01:41:20,791 Oh, excuse me, is this MAC makeup? Because I only wear MAC. 1892 01:41:20,791 --> 01:41:25,875 I don't want my face breaking out. What kind of makeup is this? 1893 01:41:25,875 --> 01:41:29,833 Oh, excuse me, sir, I have a question before the interview start. 1894 01:41:29,833 --> 01:41:33,041 Do you think that guy, what's his name again? I forgot his name. 1895 01:41:33,041 --> 01:41:36,000 The Black guy, Kanye West, something like that. 1896 01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,791 You think he's going to watch this? 1897 01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:42,583 Because I want him to make me famous like he did to Taylor Swift. 1898 01:41:42,583 --> 01:41:44,083 Kanye West. 1899 01:41:44,083 --> 01:41:47,458 Oh, okay. That's his name? Geez, what the heck, man? 1900 01:41:47,458 --> 01:41:50,416 Yeah, show him. He's going to watch this, right? 1901 01:41:50,416 --> 01:41:53,458 Okay, good. Just wanted to know. 1902 01:41:53,458 --> 01:41:56,375 Oh my God. 1903 01:41:56,375 --> 01:41:59,625 Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with you? Can you move out of my way, please? 1904 01:41:59,625 --> 01:42:04,208 We're going on in five, four, three, 1905 01:42:04,208 --> 01:42:05,458 two, 1906 01:42:05,458 --> 01:42:07,583 one. 1907 01:42:07,583 --> 01:42:11,583 Hi, my name is Karen Mangione.